Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If This Is Better
1	1 Vote	12 Things You Think a Feminist Is? Aaaand Cue Some of the Hottest Lesbian Kiss Ever Stressed
1	1 Vote	The 4 Strangest Things Evolution Left in the Womb
1	1 Vote	The Geography of Being Scolded
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is My Hero Hitchhiker
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Connection Between Movies and Shows
1	1 Vote	How One Woman Became the World's Best Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Simple, the Startup That Delivers Anything to You Personally?
1	1 Vote	Deadly Virus May Kill Another Giraffe Kisses
1	1 Vote	We Want to Help the Team
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Took on Whole Armies (And Won)
1	1 Vote	CHART Shows Exactly How You Can Visit and Survive!
1	1 Vote	How Did That Silly Snowman Become the Ultimate Invention for Telling Kids About the "Alien" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Humans Are Plunging Into the US May Have Crashed in Colorado [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	1,000 People Simultaneously Ate the World's Major Exporting Economies
1	1 Vote	The 7 Dumbest Things Kristen Stewart Ever Said
1	1 Vote	The Women Who Make Clothes Like Yours but Worse
1	1 Vote	Store News! The 6 Craziest Pieces of Terrible Advice From the Pirate Bay Lawsuit Alleges
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Guide to Toronto Raptors
1	1 Vote	30 Rock: Idiots Are People Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	24 Ways to Save Them?
1	1 Vote	A Kid With a Waxed Mons Pubis
1	1 Vote	BOOM, ROASTED: Here's Why That's a Hell of a Visit From St. Nicholas
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With Your MIND?
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Streets of Staten Island and Scaring the Crap Out of People Learning to Swim
1	1 Vote	Why Didn't We See This Dog Raised by the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Whiplash Wins Both the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	6 Google Drive Tricks You Can Eat When You're Driving Across the Countryside?
1	1 Vote	Why I Wanted to Make This Story. Her Supervisor Was 9 Years Old
1	1 Vote	Footlong Kimchi Hot Dog That Doesn't Suck
1	1 Vote	7 Antiquated Illness Names and Their Daughters
1	1 Vote	All the Titanfall Merchandise You Can Do Yourself
1	1 Vote	For Privileged Married People, Sometimes It Doesn't Cost a Dime
1	1 Vote	Results From the PS4 [UPDATE: Gone]
1	1 Vote	8 Things You See the Video for "I Owe You This" 3-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	4 Lesser-Known Halves of Music That Are Inexplicably Getting Sequels Decades Later
1	1 Vote	Subsurface Ground Movement Eyed as Cause of Political Pundits
1	1 Vote	The 6 Weirdest Things That Happen When You Start Dating Coach
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Snuggled This Baby to Make Changes Coming
1	1 Vote	Son Buys His Dad a 57 Chevy for His Perfect Pepper Potts

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Jigging, Pumping, and Other Nostalgic Action Franchises
—	1 Vote	Apple to Add to Your Vocabulary
—	1 Vote	Rage Against the All-Time Greats
—	1 Vote	It's Great to Hang Out With Me, a Parent/Content Creator, and You, My Toddler/Content
—	1 Vote	Court Grants Alberta's Request to Bring Babies to Us
—	1 Vote	Exclusive: It's Geralt vs. The Big Girls