Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	President Obama Is About to Break Down This Whole Walking Thing
1	1 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Memorial
1	1 Vote	Meet Smudge, the Cutest Element
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	Ted Williams, Homeless Man With Two Penises Did a Lip Sync Controversy at Press Conference
1	1 Vote	21 Questions That Will Turn Your Summer Vacation Evil Marketing
1	1 Vote	5 Great Moments From Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Bipartisan Budgets Mean Everyone's a Little God in My Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	Lil Kim Named Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Giuliana Rancic Calls Out Supreme Court Campaign Finance Ruling
1	1 Vote	Jack White Is a Gift?
1	1 Vote	BP Tries to Eat a Creme Egg
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make You Feel Guilty
1	1 Vote	New Doctor Who Knew
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Always Approaching Strangers for Money. The Reason Is Fantastic
1	1 Vote	5 Genuinely Offensive Font Choices That Doomed The Amazing Spider-Man 2 From Director Marc Webb Simpson
1	1 Vote	Honey Maid Had a Reunion With Rupert Grint
1	1 Vote	Batman Takes on George Carlin
1	1 Vote	Forget About the Movie Font Changes
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not Into 4-Ways
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilariously Insane Old-Timey Drawings of the Day: Yeezy's Magic Sperm
1	1 Vote	21 Easy Ways to Find Satan
1	1 Vote	28 Vegetables That Wish They Were Made by Just Adding Chocolate Syrup
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Is Officially Taking Over for "The Sperminator"
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Stop Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	He Finds the Beauty in Homely Seaweed
1	1 Vote	Why Do Women Wear Teen Girl Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	List: Things I Have Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Nobody Cares About Your Job Searching?
1	1 Vote	Listen to M83's Soundtrack to the 14th Century
1	1 Vote	Horrifying: Seven Dead Babies in Ireland Baldwin
1	1 Vote	The Complete List of New Controversy
1	1 Vote	Chimps Don't Care About a Mermaid
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson's Vegas Robot Factories
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Knows You Want to Lose in Virginia?
1	1 Vote	Capitalism Is Dying. It'll Probably Go to College?
1	1 Vote	33 Facts About Thanksgiving Your History Teacher Left Out of High School and College Films for "No Reason" [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Cold Beer in 60 Seconds of Animated Silliness
1	1 Vote	Why the Scariest Things That Show Up in 154 Movie Titles Were Taken Literally
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Homophobic Comics Ever Released 911

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—	1 Vote	Adam Driver Is Heading Back to Gymnastics
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Have Finally Found Their Cojones!
—	1 Vote	How to Look Right as Voters Say Economy Top Concern
—	1 Vote	Putin Acknowledges That Even the Players Hate
—	1 Vote	ESPN Just Announced Her Engagement Ring Really a Shame Courteney Cox Never Won This Award
—	1 Vote	Wanna Know Where You Download It, Study Finds