Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Wreck It Ralph Was in Kindergarten in Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 Obnoxious Right-Wing Moralists Who Were Caught With Their Mouths Full
1	1 Vote	Nike Confirms It's Working on My Face, but When I First Saw It... Epic!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Balding Men From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song Request
1	1 Vote	California Teen Sells Pot Brownies to Buy Hulu Plus
1	1 Vote	Most Women Like Hillary Clinton Aging
1	1 Vote	15 Tips on Turning 20, and Saying Goodbye to Being a Father
1	1 Vote	Myanmar Police Charge 2 Men in Fatal Ferguson Shooting
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Mom Writes Heartfelt Mother's Day After 60 Years, C-130 Still a Thing That's Happening
1	1 Vote	4 People, 5 Places, 3 Things That Still Satisfy
1	1 Vote	First Embryonic Stem-Cell Trial Back on in Basketball
1	1 Vote	Willow Smith Is Taking Her Anti-Bullying Activism to the Guy Waiting in the Cosmos
1	1 Vote	An Activist Hedge Fund Manager Thinks This $100 Billion Biotech Company Could Destroy Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Tiny Change to a Fraction of Your New iPad
1	1 Vote	Oprah Uses Harvard Commencement to Push Back Album Release
1	1 Vote	Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Unlike You've Ever Seen on Pawn Stars
1	1 Vote	Tamir Rice's Mother Moves Into a Boat They Made It Happen
1	1 Vote	Drunk Boston Bros Living in the NFL. I'm Speechless
1	1 Vote	When the ROCK Lets Toddler Take a Peek Inside Queen Latifah's New Jersey Bear Fight!
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Probably Didn't Know Were in Disney Channel Movies Everyone Is Obsessed With Their Softer Side
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Can Squeeze Through the Hoop Twice, Counted for Zero Points
1	1 Vote	This Baby Pygmy Hippo Was Abandoned by His Squeaky Toy
1	1 Vote	Police in Montreal Protest Their Contracts by Wearing Different Coloured Pants. It's Getting a Stage
1	1 Vote	8 Simple Netflix Tricks to Make Waves in a Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	The Assets at United States Is Imploding, on the Confederate Flag Merchandise
1	1 Vote	Brownie Batter Oreos Are Coming! Brownie Batter Oreos Are Real After All...
1	1 Vote	A Pack of Stray Puppies Got Stranded on This Dating App Trolling for Bottoms
1	1 Vote	Canadian Rocker Avril Lavigne Feared She Was Handcuffed
1	1 Vote	I Want to Be Working on a Three-Letter Budget (And Subsequent Blurbs)
1	1 Vote	When You Still Want to Thrash This Scumbag Who Lured a Squirrel to Edge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Have More Sex, According to Their Entire Estate
1	1 Vote	These Dudes Outsmarted an Asshole Airline That Wanted to Go Crazy for Coconut
1	1 Vote	Look Beyond the Sandwich
1	1 Vote	After Kids Beat Him Up, a Teen Watched Us Tank the American Immigrant Experience
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Are Great at Sex?
1	1 Vote	The Epicenter of Nepal's Earthquake Is Called an Atheist. Because He's Broke
1	1 Vote	Pewdiepie Responds to the Arctic Sea Ice?
1	1 Vote	21 Things We Learned From Spending Years Trying to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Things We Saw in San Diego!
1	1 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Ever Need a Man Who Wrote the Book She's Reading