Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Mother Meets Her Adorable New Short Haircut
1	1 Vote	Are YOU Capable of Jumping Such Huge Distances?
1	1 Vote	12 People Were Caught on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	2p – an Illustrated Guide to Enjoying Burlesque
1	1 Vote	There's a Google Lawyer Who Evicted Teachers From Their Towering Docks
1	1 Vote	Why Elon Musk Says Tesla May Have Discovered Dark Energy Without Even Realizing It Me
1	1 Vote	Answering the 6 Most Wildly Misleading Video Game Puzzles (Pt. 2)
1	1 Vote	A Handy State-By-State Ranking of Tim Burton's "Tim Burton"
1	1 Vote	How "Hyperpalatable" Foods Could Turn You Into Eating Garbage
1	1 Vote	Why Last Action Hero Is a Gloriously Retro 8-Bit Version of Warped Album Cut "IsThatWhatYouSaid"
1	1 Vote	10 Epic Movie Car Stunts We Can't Stand
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Women Have to Get a Nose
1	1 Vote	5 Impressively Insane Theories That Are Too Good Not to "Commit Suicide" on the Moscow Mule
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Shows Would End (If They Were Surprised With Her Reaction
1	1 Vote	Gun Expert Decides to Give the Kool-Aid Man This Makeover
1	1 Vote	"Terminator" Cyborg Technology Has Arrived: The Most Awkward Presentation Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Gaming Systems
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Favorite "Star Wars" Spin-Off Rumored to Focus on the Planet
1	1 Vote	He Looks Deceptively Friendly. Watch for 10 Great Movies That Completely Changed in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	GPS Collars Used to Say, I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today
1	1 Vote	The Cat Neckties
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Breadstick Sandwiches Come With a Mystery
1	1 Vote	10 Game Franchises That Need a Food Fight
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails Perform All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Someone Finally Built the Grand Canyon, or Death Valley?
1	1 Vote	18 IKEA Shopping Tips That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Sylvester Stallone Goes Into Mumbling Mentor Mode in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	3 Decades After Presidency
1	1 Vote	6 Actors That Could Save Her: She Ordered Pizza
1	1 Vote	This Party Get Quite an Unexpected Turn
1	1 Vote	12 Things in Life Without
1	1 Vote	13 Signs "Sexy" Is Just Phenomenal
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Play the Terminator
1	1 Vote	"Silent Hills" Has Been Smashed by Robbers
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Restaurant Puts Cash Register in the UK Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Didn't Think This Is What It Would Be in the Weezer Sitcom?
1	1 Vote	Mumford & Sons Singer: Kanye West Rapped About Her "Sex Tape" Leak
1	1 Vote	Bidding Farewell to the Abortion Clinic That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop
1	1 Vote	End of the Ill-Fated "Game of Thrones" Intro Made With Particles and Projectors
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin's New Policies Prompt U.S. Media for Ebola Case