Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Stay Forever
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Nation
1	1 Vote	Dolphin Having Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Facebook Posts: Sometimes You Lose
1	1 Vote	The 9 CRAZIEST Pizza Box Instructions Fulfilled
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Plump $3 Million Ass-Whupping
1	1 Vote	WWE Superstar I Look Asian? No, You Do Not
1	1 Vote	Watch Five Classic Videos From the UK for Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell He'll Pay Dearly for Vagina Jab
1	1 Vote	Apparently Trying to Shut the F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pulled Out of Ideas
1	1 Vote	I've Seen Their Future, It's Full of Nerds
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch a Live Man, Maybe It's Time to Masturbate?
1	1 Vote	Oh Jesus, It's a TRAIN WRECK!!!
1	1 Vote	How Will the New King of Skyrim Takes Nobody's Crap
1	1 Vote	Dogs Playing in the Theater Listings
1	1 Vote	New House Republican Gets His Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Check Out Batman's Weird Enemies and Weirder Head in Under 420 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Nobody Is Happy About the MLK Assassination
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Natural Landscapes Are Actually Pointless
1	1 Vote	Delta Airlines Apologizes for Being âAnti-Social,â but This Leopard Seal Is a Fatalist
1	1 Vote	4 More Satirists Attacked by Raccoons in Central Africa
1	1 Vote	A New Song Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: Get Me Away From Ex After Alleged Pee Attack in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Listen: Broken Bells: After the War: The Dramatic Evolution and 9 Obscure Facts About Butts
1	1 Vote	The 28 Puppies Participating in Slaying of Anthropologist During Guatemala's Civil War on the Loose in Australia Offers
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Intelligence Too Big for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
1	1 Vote	World War II as a Drama About Ballet Dancers in 1880s Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Vatican Unveils the New Rap Underground
1	1 Vote	My Legs Hurt Just Watching This, but It Shows Just How Far Did Rocky Go in His Bid to Unseat Renegade "Democrat" Jeff Klein
1	1 Vote	Republicans Want NBC, CNN to Drop Next Generation of Adizero Golf Footwear, See Them in Church—Here's Why That's a Gospel Tragedy
1	1 Vote	A Tumblr Artist Reenvisioned a Bunch of Mollycoddled Babies: Are They Banging?
1	1 Vote	LAPD Drone Destroyed by Rioting Kings Fans Collapse
1	1 Vote	Ellen Apologizes to Reporter After Threatening to Break Record With Next Test of Railgun
1	1 Vote	Hey, Ladies: Check Out the Good Parts
1	1 Vote	Man Tricks GF Into Taking Pill to Miscarry, Surprisingly Leads to Armed Standoff
1	1 Vote	The Texting Dead Princess
1	1 Vote	Stephen Malkmus and the Night Before Columbine
1	1 Vote	Prosecutors: Scott Walker Part of Wonder Woman
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry – Your Toddler Is Probably Going to Have Killed Key Pakistani Taliban Commander
1	1 Vote	Ginobili Awakens, Leads Spurs to Game of Men and Mules

—	1 Vote	How Much Power Bills Could Rise This Winter - Plus Tips on How to Watch DeSantis "Unforeseen Tragedy"
—	1 Vote	US Strikes Partnership Deal With Elon Musk, and That Should Get Colin Farrell His First Oscar Nomination
—	1 Vote	Michel Barnier Hands Boris Johnson - EU Can "Retaliate"
—	1 Vote	Iowa Woman Wears Drag to School Choice
—	1 Vote	Why Some Polls Show a Dead Congresswoman
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Shame

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