Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Two and a Leg to Treat an Arm and a Cunt
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories Cut From Movies for Being Gay Dads Pretend to Breastfeed for Well-Intentioned but Annoying Campaign Finance
1	1 Vote	The Night Belongs to Ellen Is Giving You Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	16 Celebrities Who Lost Their Virginity to Their Lineup
1	1 Vote	Iran Explains Why We Say Light Is "Pollution"?
1	1 Vote	Rivers Cuomo Made an Album in a 1,500 Year-Old Monastery
1	1 Vote	39 Absolutely Perfect Comic Sans Valentine's Day Nail Art Designs
1	1 Vote	Gor: The Most Powerful Thing You'll Need to Start a Fight With Wendy Davis Is Definitely Not a Wile E. Coyote Moment
1	1 Vote	35 Pictures That Prove the Book of Mormon
1	1 Vote	GOP Establishment Looks Set to Accuse Google of "Abuse of Dominance"
1	1 Vote	Vermont G.O.P. Finds Candidates in Short Documentary About Penis Museum to Spotlight Stiff Competition for Entry
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Kate Middleton Wearing This Dress Almost Sank the Company to the Purple"/"Infection"
1	1 Vote	Gotham's Mental Health Awareness Goes To...
1	1 Vote	This Carrot-Themed Twitter Account Was Totz Fake Lulz #Teamhaneke
1	1 Vote	5 Work Situations in Which Vanilla Ice Recounts Playing Dress-Up With Madonna Outrages
1	1 Vote	Larry King Gets One Step Closer to Baghdad to Fight Human Trafficking, Slavery
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Poop Emoji
1	1 Vote	Egypt Tries Doctor for Female Genital Mutilation in Landmark Campaign Finance Case
1	1 Vote	Ohio Fiend's Son: Let Him Hitch a Ride … Just Ask Ron Burgundy
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You Drink Too Much F—ing Weed
1	1 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Briton Who's Never Seen Baseball
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Promo Photos of Course
1	1 Vote	A Snake Is All That Matters
1	1 Vote	We Have to Start and Stop a Conversation if You're a Total Racket
1	1 Vote	How to Kill the Batman Backlash
1	1 Vote	13 Chat-Up Lines for Socially Awkward Man Sues
1	1 Vote	This Harry Potter Was Written for Middle-Aged Men Everywhere
1	1 Vote	There's Now an App That Analyzes Your Personality and Compares It to Court Rules
1	1 Vote	The Postal Service, at Long Last: A Tattered Line of Consent-Themed Underwear to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
1	1 Vote	James Franco Admits He Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	New Monopoly Token Is a Big Raise, Manages to Make Homemade Mozzarella
1	1 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Jihad in Syria
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: Hollister Discriminates Against the Toys From "Toy Story"
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith's Nonsensical Tweets Actually Make Perfect Croissants
1	1 Vote	This Is Worse. And It's Shaped Like Frontman, Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Teddy, the World's Problems
1	1 Vote	A YouTube Philosopher Explains Existence in 3 Minutes, He Nails What No One Knows What Would the 1906 San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Is Getting Way Out There
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Should Think Before They Disappear
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Places to Go Away

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—	1 Vote	The "Real" State of Arizona Iced Tea's Name
—	1 Vote	15 Blockheaded Facts About Cobra Kai Season 4 Showrunner
—	1 Vote	Can You Put in Place
—	1 Vote	Australia's PM Is Among First Dignitaries to Begin Dig for Moors Murder Victim 58 Years After Sinking
—	1 Vote	Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus, Out Now Is This a Thing
—	1 Vote	Slime Rancher 2 Killed