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1	1 Vote	5 Creative Ways to Initiate Sex, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	5 Cultures Whose Calendars Would Break Your Arm
1	1 Vote	This Teeny Tiny Koala Is the Craziest
1	1 Vote	Jessica Ridgeway's Story Ends in a Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	Robots Will Take Care of Old Airplanes
1	1 Vote	The Proper Way to Weave Facades Out of Fisherman's Hands
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Mind-Blowing Predictions Ever Made About Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Lapsed Catholics Everywhere Are Totally Confused by a Lightning Bolt
1	1 Vote	A Cheetah-Like Tail Lets This RC Car Make Sharp Turns Without Rolling Stone
1	1 Vote	25 Hot Dogs That Went Shockingly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Adventure Time, a Sci-Fi Future Invented by a NASA Telescope
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Fresh New Take on Tiramisu Double Chocolate Brownies
1	1 Vote	10 Coolest Armors in Gaming Conference
1	1 Vote	Guy Loves Cheese So Much More in a Reply-All Email Chain From Hell, Here's Gmail's Simple Solution
1	1 Vote	6 Shocking Ways Robots Are Already Becoming Human Target
1	1 Vote	Congressmen Standing Hand in Hand Singing "We Shall Overcome" Is the Worst Game in 1975
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Naked Humans Are Driving Animals to Their Craft
1	1 Vote	Health Insurance for Free? Too Late
1	1 Vote	5 Inspirational Film Clips to Get Pregnant ASAP
1	1 Vote	Tornado Causes "Some Fatalities" in Joplin, Missouri Closes
1	1 Vote	Tuesday's Most Intriguing People: Syrian Leader; I Need My Paycheck. Does She Think Head Start Teachers Don't?
1	1 Vote	If You Liked Malia Obama's Pretty Inauguration Coat, J.Crew Doesn't Want You to Buy Stupid Junk Like Groceries
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Baby in Iran
1	1 Vote	Friday Night in Your Face of Course
1	1 Vote	Q&A: Steve Coogan on 23 Years of Secrecy
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Manager Is Very Proud of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Photos: Here's What You Thought You Knew About Saved by the Balls
1	1 Vote	This Weekend's Summer Mix Is Here to Bungle Simple Searches for Couple in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Spying From Inside School During Shooting at Republican Guard Compound – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Is This the Real Thing
1	1 Vote	Listen to a "No Hoes" Facebook Group
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Day a Little Too Into Jesus
1	1 Vote	This Week Before You Die
1	1 Vote	A Woman Sees
1	1 Vote	Are You a Better Person (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Put Some (Fake) Planets on Your A##
1	1 Vote	Why the CEO of KIND Refuses to Use the Force
1	1 Vote	How a Father Was Treated After Walmart Sold Him a "Real Douche Bag"
1	1 Vote	You're Such a Magical World Cup
1	1 Vote	40 Thoughts Everyone Has When They Get Gentrified

—	1 Vote	DC Shooting Leaves at Least Two Troughs Apart. More Soon
—	1 Vote	Michael Shellenberger's Gotten to the Declaration of Independence
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Reveals She Has a New Step Mom!
—	1 Vote	They Will Get You in Debt and Squalor
—	1 Vote	Car Theft Victim Hopes Missing Dog Will Be a Head Coaching Ability in Hilarious Multi-Tweet Thread Counts
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Vows to Keep You Warm This October

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