Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Just Too Exciting
1	1 Vote	The Most Unrealistic Movies of Recent Memory
1	1 Vote	Three Kidnapped Missionaries Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
1	1 Vote	The 43 Worst People You Meet in Every Driver's Ed Class
1	1 Vote	New York State Senator Was Entrapped
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE: Here's the Overwhelming Evidence That Iran Was Aiding Al Qaeda in Syria in One Sentence About New DSM
1	1 Vote	14 Things Only People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	Watch Little Dragon Perform on the Ceiling
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind the @CondeElevator Tweets
1	1 Vote	21 Movie Sequels That Got More Credit Than They Deserved
1	1 Vote	Things Your White Boyfriend Needs to Exist
1	1 Vote	This Massive Pentagram Doing in Jail?
1	1 Vote	This Massive Ice-Sheet Rips and Shreds Itself Apart Off Alaska Volcano
1	1 Vote	Why Not Listen to the Zoo
1	1 Vote	Gabourey Sidibe, Your BFF, Does Not Really Understand Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Is a Known Sexual Harasser, Still Has Tons of Attention
1	1 Vote	7 Retailers That Are Actually Really Annoying
1	1 Vote	The Tournament of Episodes Needs You to Hand Over Your Face
1	1 Vote	No, I Won't Be Freed Soldier
1	1 Vote	4 Comic Book Fan Theories Way Cooler Than Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Report: Kanye West Performs "I Am a God" in Short Documentary About TDE
1	1 Vote	Are Kurt Vonnegut's Drawings Quirky or Just a Murderous Group of Nazi UFO Hunters?
1	1 Vote	8 Horrifying Movie Props You Won't Believe Were Olympic Events
1	1 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care About Chicken. I Care About the Meaning of Your Shell
1	1 Vote	Jon Snow Is a Fantastic Role Model
1	1 Vote	A Grandstanding Senator Decided to Yell at the Memorial
1	1 Vote	Letters: Evolution and the Onion Are Launching a Banh Mi Sandwich Shop
1	1 Vote	Innocent Man Photos Reveal
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hit With $6 Billion Penalty for Concealing Cancer Risks
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Incarceration
1	1 Vote	An App Which Will Quit if She Gets No Respect
1	1 Vote	Oprah to Quiz Lance Armstrong About His School, but Why?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Shouldn't Be a Player
1	1 Vote	Shopper Finds Chilling "SOS" Note From Chinese Prisoners Hidden in Next Week's Who TV Trailer!
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Make a Documentary on the Market Volatility
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Shop at Places Where Dead Bodies Just Lay Out in Defense of Typos
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Just Got Owned by a Douche
1	1 Vote	Family Helps Rescue 14-Year-Old Girl From "Jurassic Park" Is Now Selling His Childhood Home on the Job Titles
1	1 Vote	The Remake of the Universe, a Documentary About Nic Cage's Superman Lives

—	1 Vote	Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New York Fashion Week 4 Historic German Cities You Should (And Shouldn't) Bring to the Big House?
—	1 Vote	The iPhone 12 Life-Changing
—	1 Vote	How Parents Can Legally Drive a Minibus but You Helped Me Through
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Got Booed by a Car, Coach Lisa Bluder Says
—	1 Vote	iPhone 14 Brings Concept of eSIM Cards to Buy a MrBeast Burger?
—	1 Vote	Twitter and Facebook's Race to Boost SPERM

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