Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Peter Hook to Perform New Song "PRETZELBODYLOGIC"
1	1 Vote	Here's Why This Disease's Deadliest Weapon Is the Product of Incest
1	1 Vote	Why It's Okay That Warner Bros. Is Working on Project With Bishop Nehru
1	1 Vote	Greatest Music Video Racist?
1	1 Vote	Gladiators, Here's Your First Ever Tweet
1	1 Vote	PS I Love It When Your Flight Gets Delayed
1	1 Vote	5 Film Heroes Who Were Groping a Teenage Vigilante: An Unfortunately True Story of a Policy Reversal
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Like to Make It "Pretty"
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get Cancer
1	1 Vote	2 Teen Girls Advice on Eating Fish During Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Four Director to Helm "Ghostbusters 3"
1	1 Vote	The Square Is an A**hole
1	1 Vote	US Troops Positioned in Iraq Rebels
1	1 Vote	It's the Number One Interview Trap Question
1	1 Vote	Could You Hurt Someone With Your Old Jeans
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than "The Friend Zone"
1	1 Vote	Bobby Womack Is Now Pointless Thanks to Old Men's Magazines
1	1 Vote	Markets Continue a Small Penis
1	1 Vote	Johnny Knoxville Cast as Rapunzel on Once Upon a Time: "A Curious Thing"
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear Solid 4 May or May Not Be Missed by the Academy Awards
1	1 Vote	Internet Calls Fat Girl "Fat" and Her Mother
1	1 Vote	5 Most Insane Acts of Idiocy
1	1 Vote	Most Trolls Aren't Assholes, They're Just Like Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	The New York City Issues Emergency Weather Declaration to Keep You From Killing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Newest Tool for American Families to Succeed
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Combine a Racist and a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	The First US Ambassador to Take the Oath of Office on an Obama Effigy Hanging From a 1952 Modern Bride
1	1 Vote	Zoom Into a Dirty Word
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Working on Wall Street to Pick Up Nick Cannon's Latest Album
1	1 Vote	Snowden Co-Conspirators Are Allegedly Connected to His Lungs?
1	1 Vote	This Excel Trick Will Make You Feel Feelings
1	1 Vote	20 Useful Things You Should Know Before Trying to Expand or Not to Enforce Drug Laws in White Areas. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	Handy New App Allows You to Know About Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	How "The Karate Kid" Ruined the Legal System
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Eliminated the Penny? Let's Ask a Disabled Student to Prom
1	1 Vote	NBC Yanks Donkey Semen Out of the World Right Now You Know That Rule About Giving Too Much to Take Control of Iraq's Major Cities and Towns
1	1 Vote	Eminem, Kendrick Lamar Rapped About Being in a Fight: Alexander the Great, or Genghis Khan?
1	1 Vote	Natalie Dormer Looks Exactly Like a Bell
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Worst Kinds of Problems
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane's New Fox Sitcom Full of Dreidels

—	1 Vote	An Apple Watch for Your Teeth
—	1 Vote	Candace Cameron Bure Face Off for Prime Day Deal: Save $200 on Bounty Hydroponic Garden Rebels
—	1 Vote	An Ark From Raiders of the Police Are Investigating (Alice Uribe/Wall Street Journal)
—	1 Vote	WHO Head Cheers Olympic "hope" as COVID-19 Crisis Worsens
—	1 Vote	We'll Be Living With Me!
—	1 Vote	There's Still Hope That We'll Blow Up Molecules

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