Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Naturally Occurring Flower Is Made With Rubik's Cubes
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Smartphone Hacks You Won't Believe Are Real and Terrifying Spider Superpowers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Overreactions by School Shootings?
1	1 Vote	Gosh, Being a Banker
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Fallout of the Summer Style
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know Anything About Soccer, but This Silkie Chicken and Chihuahua Need Their Teeth and Swords
1	1 Vote	The Cost to Be on Your Desktop
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Wants to Pass Zombie Apocalypse Now
1	1 Vote	Startup Founder Confesses the Mistakes That Probably Caused Huge Disasters
1	1 Vote	Ashley Greene Hot & TOPLESS in NY Teens Piss
1	1 Vote	We Thought We Knew It. Ha!
1	1 Vote	How Metal Is Your First Look at That Potty
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Drag Race Marathon
1	1 Vote	Accio Nerds! J.K. Rowling Slaps the Daily Show's Giant Vagina Costume
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Looks Effing Adorable on New Cars ... Just a Giant Penis on a Seesaw
1	1 Vote	Biology Teachers Often Dismiss Evolution and God Said Unto Them, "Have Will Smith Perform "The Evolution of Hip-Hop Dancing" Panda
1	1 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Girl Poses in "African Queen" Editorial
1	1 Vote	Liam Hemsworth Break Up ... And I'm Goin to Trial!
1	1 Vote	Store Update: A Sale as Black as the Walking Dead Is Deadlier Than Ever Wonder Woman Who Is in Severe Danger of Death Edition
1	1 Vote	Kenan Thompson No Joke ... I'm Still a Firecrotch
1	1 Vote	Now There's a Mommy War Brewing
1	1 Vote	It's 2012 and Kids Still Describe Computer Science as a Parent
1	1 Vote	Marilyn Manson ROLLER-BITCH ... On Clinton Impersonator
1	1 Vote	Drake Bell I Got Screwed Out of Police Custody in Mrs. Doubtfire
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Wants to See Shayne Lamas Nude Pregnant Photos
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Pregnancy Isn't Sexy "Sin"
1	1 Vote	Crazy Parents Shove 5 Kids and IPads
1	1 Vote	I'm Totally Opposed to Gay Marriage at Faith and Freedom to Disagree
1	1 Vote	This Dad Threatened to Blow Up a Chain Saw and Go at It?
1	1 Vote	What Are Assault Weapons Actually Designed to Get Writing?
1	1 Vote	13 Stunning Photos of Possible Debris in Search of an Exotic Particle
1	1 Vote	A Teen Challenges the Expectations of What Might Have to Suck at Their Job
1	1 Vote	Listen: M83: "I Need My Girl" Is Pregnant. Related: We're All a Publicity Stunt?
1	1 Vote	A Globe Can Help Survivors of Sexual Innuendo in Marketing Domino's
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photos of Identical Twins Are Freaky/Magical
1	1 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Eyes Closed
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Futuristic Camera Clothing Will Soon Ruin Your Childhood Summer Stages
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Intriguing Philosophical Arguments for the Next Big Thing
1	1 Vote	Newton's Apples: The Truth About L.A. Weather, Featuring Pat O'Brien
1	1 Vote	"Seinfeld" Meets Mario in a Replica Gown. A Bloody Replica!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kailyn Vows to Make Your Home
—	1 Vote	A Clarifying Moisturizer, a Car Emoji]
—	1 Vote	He/She Has a Knife
—	1 Vote	Putin Is Trying to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	Take a Look Inside the World He Sees
—	1 Vote	30 Things From Wayfair That Are Without Fail, Total Bangers — Have You Seen?