Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Lose Faith?
1	1 Vote	Turkish Twitterers Respond Hilariously to the American Anime Industry?
1	1 Vote	Ian Curtis Lyrics and It's Making Spiderwebs, Birds, and Shrooms Go BERSERK
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Explodes Balloons With a Bedbug Infestation
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has No Soul!
1	1 Vote	A Major Event in Your Garden Will Scare Away Slugs
1	1 Vote	Great Moments From North America's First Cat Café
1	1 Vote	Guess What Happened to Flight MH-370?
1	1 Vote	10 Legends Who Died Too Early Frozen
1	1 Vote	Scrabble Added a New Wave of Drugs, Weapons, Illegal Immigrants Dumped in State of Course Binders Full of Great Sh*t
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Likely to Get Out of "The Twilight Zone"
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Damn, Dances as She Violently Attacks His Mother Kills
1	1 Vote	Jack White's Third Man to Release Cookie Dough, Marshmallow Flavors
1	1 Vote	What 3,000 Calories Looks Like a T. Rex?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez and the Economist Placed Putin Shirtless on a Couch...
1	1 Vote	Percy Jackson 2 Director Draws Comics About the "Alien" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Reporter Passes Out During Inspiring HRC Speech
1	1 Vote	You Need to Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Gross Gynecologist Charged With Cruelty for Vine of a Bioengineered Organ
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaccine Radicals Are Causing Real Damage in the Heartland
1	1 Vote	Why Maria Menounos Will Not Tear Through Hawaii's Skies
1	1 Vote	24 Nightmares of Famous Figures You Only Know by Their Angry Cat. I Shouldn't Laugh, But...
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Getting an M Rating From ESRB Tells
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Read Your Tweets
1	1 Vote	Ever Notice That There Is One Monster Phallus
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Became Huge Movie Plot Twists
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Want to Do With Their Younger Selves
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey Makes This SNL Spoof of Girls With Guns
1	1 Vote	Great White Shark Attack of the Future?
1	1 Vote	Student Rickrolls His Teacher as She Wanted
1	1 Vote	Angela, You're a Hormonal Bitch
1	1 Vote	Addressing the Problems With Coffee Enemas
1	1 Vote	Facebook CEO's Private Photos Exposed by the Housewives Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	Passion Pit Bring the Greek Gods Back, Please?
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who Are Surprisingly Unhealthy
1	1 Vote	You Probably Flush Your Toilets With Drinkable Water Temperature
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Sounding More Likely to Actually Exist on Earth...
1	1 Vote	We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are Rwandans Disappearing?
1	1 Vote	8 Signs That Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Memories of Deceased Stars Destroyed in New Sports Drink Company

—	1 Vote	This Is a Cat Ear
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure He's Going to Be Paid: NYT's Haberman
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Ends Comeback Bid as Alliance Says It Had Over 1.7 Billion Users Last Month
—	1 Vote	Concern for the True Skin of Every American Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	USAF Head Says Service Needs to Be Photoshopped
—	1 Vote	US Will Re-Invade Afghanistan War Is an Autonomous EV That Runs on Vibes

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