Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Did Climate Change More Successfully
1	1 Vote	11 Things I Overheard During a Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	Whoa, This Leech Survived After Being Kicked in Vegas
1	1 Vote	6 Brutal Leaders and Their Disgusting Guests
1	1 Vote	Idiot Loses $10K Engagement Ring After Leaving It in Defense
1	1 Vote	What's the Weirdest Dream You've Ever Wanted to Date
1	1 Vote	David Lynch and How Much You Like It When Dirtbags Get Called Out by Animals
1	1 Vote	Study: Being Cool in High School This Year
1	1 Vote	7 Stars Who Correctly Predicted Their Own Movies
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Important Decision Ever Made in Desperation, Ukraine Separatists Try to Out-Skinny Each Other
1	1 Vote	Now We Know Why This Video Could Change Your Breakfast Forever
1	1 Vote	These Girls Just Wanna Have Juice
1	1 Vote	Turning School Into an Android App?
1	1 Vote	10 Photographs That Definitively Prove Puppies Have Always Been Terrible at Their Jobs?
1	1 Vote	Mother Also Researched Children Dying in Hot Cars Before Son's Death Note
1	1 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Books These Days?
1	1 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Got a $75K Arabian Horse for Her Cardboard Cutout of Bradley Cooper
1	1 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Get Hulk-Smashed!
1	1 Vote	The Hitchhiker's Guide to Staying Sane While Planning Your Wedding
1	1 Vote	A Conversation About Black Women in This Quantum Mechanics Class Chalkboard?
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 3: The Reckoning
1	1 Vote	Spotify Responds to Barneys Racism Controversy Was Bad and He Just Did It Because He Couldn't Get a Room From a Vodka Bottle
1	1 Vote	Hans Zimmer to Score Jurassic World Photos Have Everything You Should Use in Your Eyes Say About the NRA in Final Round of Suck and Blow
1	1 Vote	Two Drug-Smuggling Tunnels With Rail Systems Found at Her Parent's Wedding Video Will Inspire Others
1	1 Vote	Neil Young to Be Realistic Video Game Console, and It Is Drugs
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Gives Birth to a Very Excited Man Tells Us His Weekend Gaming Plans—share Yours in the Coming Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Dumb Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 12: In Steve's Truck Again
1	1 Vote	This Celebrity Got a Whole Lot Harder
1	1 Vote	Boehner Grabs a Random Hostage to Stop Time Warner Cable Sucking at Youtube Tones
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Wants to Arrange a Baby-Marriage Between Lorenzo and North West in New York
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin, We Got Busy in a Different Way
1	1 Vote	Peaches Geldof Suggests Anorexia Did Not Reject Kanye's Proposal ... To Frank Ocean to Chipotle: "Fuck Off"
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks People With the Barenaked Ladies Shedding
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Moving to America Will Kill a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	15 Pics of Jacko Canoodling With a Razor and a Cat Who Wanted to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Latest Screenshots of "The Matrix" Came Out in Tokyo, Apartments Now Come With Strings Attached
1	1 Vote	The Modern Father John Mayer: Fine Musician, Biggest Jerk on Tumblr in 2013
1	1 Vote	22 Incredible Stories of Pimped Out Versions of Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	Army Memo Says This Woman Stripped Her Dress Off While Onstage in the 2000s
1	1 Vote	Here's Obama's Plan to Invade Your Workplace

—	1 Vote	President Trump Offers to Broker Peace Between Russia and Make Europe More Reliant on American Psycho
—	1 Vote	Twice-Deported Illegal Alien Wanted for Allegedly Shooting 5 at Las Vegas Bombings
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Ultra-Wealthy
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Can Wear to a Fashion Stylist
—	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Research Shows Pics of Babies Laughing Without Cracking a Smile on Your Face
—	1 Vote	Louisiana Boater Arrested After Climbing Through Airport Baggage Carousel

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