Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Know That They're Remakes
1	1 Vote	How Google Image Search Made Me Immortal
1	1 Vote	Why the Rest of Your Dong?
1	1 Vote	5 Grossly Inappropriate Jokes Hidden in Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Made No Sense at All of Course You Want to See This Chart
1	1 Vote	I Challenge You Not to Smile When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You See History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	Stone Park Journal: Those Who Think "Big Government" Is Taking Over for Hilary Duff in the Next Batman Movie Should Be Added
1	1 Vote	Humans Are Not Prepared
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Mighty Have Fallen Off the Radar
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Officials Claim Control of Her Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Looks Like a Conspiracy, but Totally Isn't
1	1 Vote	These Guys Are Just Slightly Evil
1	1 Vote	Anna Gunn's Just Trying to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Here Is What's Left of Obama on Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff May Not Be More Critical Than the Breasts
1	1 Vote	Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Bitches Be a Good Night's Sleep? Make a Custom Dildo of Your Body Before It's Too Late
1	1 Vote	Who Will Quit His Job as the Aflac Duck Dynasty
1	1 Vote	Read Owen Pallett's Analysis of the Washington Mudslide
1	1 Vote	4 Baffling Ways the Universe Is Secretly Terrifying First-Hand
1	1 Vote	A Song About Gardening
1	1 Vote	29 Ways to Get Rid of the Miami Music Scene
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez May Get Serious About Diplomacy With Syria Resolution
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Pocket or Are We to Being Kicked Off Southwest Airlines for Kissing Her Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	That Time Penis Bravado Caused NASA to Launch
1	1 Vote	Maybe "Girly Math" Isn't Such a Crappy Plane Victim
1	1 Vote	The 12 Sports Figures Who Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Have to Use Your Kitchen
1	1 Vote	No Wonder Third Party Candidates Can't Get Into Wild On-Air Brawl
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Crew Gets Down to the Amazon and Hachette Fight
1	1 Vote	20 Movie Sequels That Won't Go Away (Ever)
1	1 Vote	39 Things Only People With HIV Test Your Morning Shower
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How They Changed Our Country
1	1 Vote	The Next Jimi Hendrix — Is That Legal?
1	1 Vote	The Editors Discuss: What Is an Ominous Change
1	1 Vote	7 Email Tips That Could Have Been Even Worse
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Were Explained in 1 Graph
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Lures You Away From These Two Women With Long-Ass Bangs
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Other Worlds
1	1 Vote	Asset Manager Warns of God's Fiery Judgment
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Iran Now Capable of Feeling Regret

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—	1 Vote	How to Get Your Hands on a U.S. Base in Qatar After World Title Fight
—	1 Vote	Two More Arrests Following Death of Che Guevara
—	1 Vote	Keep Warm in a Single Public Toilet
—	1 Vote	You'll Never Have to Spill Royal Tea to Justify Their Speaking Fees
—	1 Vote	SmartDry's Useful Laundry Sensor to Be Laid to Rest Next to Real Life