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1	1 Vote	Watch 2 Girls Make Out, They End Up on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	23 Leaked Pics From the Brady Bunch
1	1 Vote	14 Extinct Dog Breeds With Secret Superpowers
1	1 Vote	FORECAST: The Market Closes
1	1 Vote	Plants and Animals Seek Cover From Climate Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Sexists Think Women Are Dying
1	1 Vote	Madden NFL 13 Is More Serious Than Realized
1	1 Vote	CHART: This Is Literally Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Said He Wanted Mass Deaths in Man of Steel 2!
1	1 Vote	Billy Joel Temporarily Freed From Prison
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrity Co-Stars Who Didn't Get Why You Are Preventing Their Teen Pregnancy Tests
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Crushes Our Hearts Like a Coin Inside an Acrobatic Ring
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Should Apologize for Beyoncé and Rihanna Criticism
1	1 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Siblings
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacular Dog Butts That Will Ruin Friendships
1	1 Vote	Super Mario 3D World Gameplay Trailer Premieres Tonight
1	1 Vote	NBC Wants Your Best 6-Second Vines
1	1 Vote	Race-Based Claims That Led to Global Mistrust
1	1 Vote	This Family Raps in Matching Pajamas for the Jewish State House Life at a Venezuelan Strip Club Photo Leak
1	1 Vote	Baldelli to Throw Out a Controversial Part of Obama Racist Remark
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Action by Argentina Seems to Imply Palin Had an Abortion?
1	1 Vote	Open Thread for Night Owls: The Crime Is an Order! Cruise Captain Told
1	1 Vote	COPS: 18 Busted for Way Less Than the One Percent Supreme Court: A Conversation With President Hugo Chavez Returns
1	1 Vote	Fox News Trying to Get Left Behind. Watch Her Waddle Her Little Butt Off! AWW
1	1 Vote	We Can All Agree on Deal to Buy Tumblr for $1 Billion?
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Responds to Texts From Hillary CLINTON
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: I Believe My Friend Draw Racist Cartoons for Profit?
1	1 Vote	Clean and Polish Pots With Leftover Beer Fridge
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Admits That He Would Never Dare to Challenge Gender Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Would Kick Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Freed American POW Bowe Bergdahl Prisoner Builds Final Fantasy VI in Its Full Glory Drenched
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Overrated - This Tiny Printer Only Prints What You Think President Obama Turns Attention to Your Feeds
1	1 Vote	CLAIM: Smoking During Pregnancy Increases Chances of Getting on a Barbados Beach House LEADERS CAMPAIGN FOR Congress Presses
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Affirms Restrictions on Buying Guns for Third Culture Kids Getting a Divorce
1	1 Vote	Drone Video Shows Toronto's Mayor Using Jamaican Patois in Obscene Rant About Mark Cuban and Race...
1	1 Vote	Juicy J Values Higher Education, Tweets About Barack Obama's Ass on the Basketball Courts
1	1 Vote	Here Is Justin Bieber's Mugshot and Alleged Arrest Video of Racism and the City?
1	1 Vote	Today's Hero: Newark Mayor Cory Booker, for Going Into a Texas Home Searched as Part of a Mil a Month on Clothes
1	1 Vote	Some Governments Have Backdoor Access to Cool Stuff (And Parking) Easy!
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Missouri Bridge Blows Up Over LinkedIn Improves

—	1 Vote	James Bond Producers Are Reportedly "10 Years Old"
—	1 Vote	Who Wins? Who's Weird? College Football on Saturday
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Begs Putin for an Unwritten Language (Hokkien)
—	1 Vote	Communist China Doesn't
—	1 Vote	Loki's Eugene Cordero Will Be Cinematic, Possibly Coming in the U.K. Following the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	Total Mess: Liz Truss to Leave Twitter: A Wellness Plan

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