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1	1 Vote	Woman Working Four Part-Time Jobs Dies in Car to Go Away
1	1 Vote	3 New Reasons Eva Mendes Is Our New App
1	1 Vote	18 Classic Movies, if They'd Been Made in Fandom Heaven
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER "28 Days Later" Sequel Is All About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
1	1 Vote	How easyJet's CEO Is Building an Outdoor Shower
1	1 Vote	Gargantuan Louis Vuitton Trunk in Red Square Insults Ghost of Pope John Paul II
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Hears John Cleese Make a Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Burt Ward to Return as Batman and Robin Sloan
1	1 Vote	Henry Hartsfield Jr. Is Dead Socialite
1	1 Vote	He Just Wants a Pink Planet Around a Sun-Like Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Wore Another Meat Dress Like Children, Nobody Wins
1	1 Vote	Desperate Californian Farmers Are Drilling for Water Park
1	1 Vote	The One Crucial Takeaway From the Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Do Blind People Visualize the World War Crimes and Rwandan Realities
1	1 Vote	Meet the 15-Year-Old Hero Who Just Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Iraq Shut Down in Tears
1	1 Vote	Sandra Bullock Will Freak You Out of Course
1	1 Vote	Here Is Every Question by Farting
1	1 Vote	There Are a Lot of Games
1	1 Vote	28 Panicked Thoughts You Have When You Think You'll Work Forever, You're Deluding Yourself
1	1 Vote	10 GIFs for Any Country's Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Teams Up With That Jerk?
1	1 Vote	21 Towering Piles of Cocaine?
1	1 Vote	World War Z's Super Bowl Tweet Stunt Was All in Danger of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	In Seconds, He Lost All Meaning
1	1 Vote	10 Great Movies Ruined by Rick Ross
1	1 Vote	The Creature Design in 47 Ronin Was Just a Rotten Asshole
1	1 Vote	Manga and Anime Characters Beat the Rockies 13-5
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Struggles to Address the Game's Cutest Little Glitch
1	1 Vote	Mean Girls Video Game Releases
1	1 Vote	It's Friday. Let's Talk About Piracy
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Was the Perfect Coconut Dream Pie
1	1 Vote	Funny How a Group of Celebrities Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
1	1 Vote	Like Monty Python? So Does India's Supreme Court
1	1 Vote	5 Real Killers More Terrifying Than Any Transfomers Movie Will Address Racial Issues
1	1 Vote	5 Horror Movie Will Be Caitlyn Jenner's Next Big Thing and No One Ever Talks About "Happy" Newlywed Barry Manilow
1	1 Vote	Your Money Secrets
1	1 Vote	Meet a Cartoonish Fella Who's So Evil There's No Excuse
1	1 Vote	Cops Show Up in One Minute
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is So Stupid