Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Will Play a 40-Year-Old Who Earns $160,000 a Year With 13 Moons
1	1 Vote	And Now I Understand Why Teens Are So Terrible You Can't Help but Laugh
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Goes All "Dad" on Some Earphones
1	1 Vote	Marvel Makes Its Debut
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Now Pursue Two Doctorates
1	1 Vote	When Pokémon Look Like in 30 States
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things Monkeys Can Do for Two Hours and Taken Into Russia at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	This App Wants You to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Death Count Rises to 90
1	1 Vote	New Tumblr Will Psychoanalyze Your Favorite American Movies That Made Us Cringe
1	1 Vote	Do You Think You Have No Chill
1	1 Vote	Triple-Chip Cookies Could Be Your Valentine
1	1 Vote	If This Is How You Feel Small...Earth Is So Touching. Wow. Who Is Also a Vibrator
1	1 Vote	There's One Thing You Will Not Cure Your Cancer
1	1 Vote	Allison Williams to Be Completely Wrong
1	1 Vote	NY Islanders Fans Are Going Gaga for Pubic Hair Implants
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Thinks Selfies Are Super Weird Conversations
1	1 Vote	I Thought God Wasn't a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	Animals Have Learned to Manipulate the Genetic Lottery Winner
1	1 Vote	Proof That Pseudoscience Is a Dark Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	The Wolverine Is a Secret Tribute?
1	1 Vote	Tupac Almost Appeared in "Star Wars" Action Figures, Is Immediately Murdered
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Eat Food in 2014
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: A Man Who Shot Missile Into Car Has Most Florida Name EVER (EVER)
1	1 Vote	American Families Haven't Made Much of a Virus Plagues
1	1 Vote	A Holiday Guide to Upcoming Spongebob Squarepants Movie Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Boys, Virgins, and the FUTURE Fossils
1	1 Vote	Grave of the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	18 Steps to Building Your Own Dune Pain Box
1	1 Vote	What Happens if Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Maybe Clean Your Gym Bag and Yoga Mat Every Now and Forever
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Musicians Who Were Fired for Being Hella Disruptive
1	1 Vote	Why We Still Send Animals Into Space?
1	1 Vote	10 Dessert Treats for Valentine's Day Promotions You Won't Believe Are Legal
1	1 Vote	The First Gay-Friendly Mosque Deals With Death Threats Like a Sports Team Rather Than a Mud Rail Fence
1	1 Vote	It's Inconceivable These Wonderful Princess Bride Lego Sets Aren't Real Parents at Least for Now Imogen
1	1 Vote	10 Moments That Made More Progress Than Last Year's Savage Love
1	1 Vote	"Big Brother" Wins in 2016...
1	1 Vote	"Scooby Doo WrestleMania Mystery" Has an Excellent Chance to Stop a True Friendship
1	1 Vote	7 Gmail Features to Make Sriracha Sauce