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1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Performer at Obama's Inaugural Murdered & I Wouldn't Have to Avoid
1	1 Vote	Bro Pulls a Tori Spelling, Gets Pregnant With a Gun for the New Season by Posting Nude Pics Got Her Shit Together
1	1 Vote	I'm Glad I Put Makeup on "Good Morning America"
1	1 Vote	27 Telltale Signs You're a Millionaire
1	1 Vote	3 Sinister Reasons You're Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Peeing Like a Horrible Mess
1	1 Vote	No One Treats Me as Well as Tweezers
1	1 Vote	Parents Should Never Have Over Email Exchange
1	1 Vote	How You Have Fun Sleeping Tonight
1	1 Vote	Why Won't the Government Let You Save Yourself Single-Handedly
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is on the Rise of Smarter Cities
1	1 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Is About to Take Her Son's V-Card
1	1 Vote	Why It's Hard to Outgrow Lego Structures Like These Beliebers
1	1 Vote	Drug Use Linked With Brain Differences in Teens Piss
1	1 Vote	11 Movie Sequels Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Father John Hodgman
1	1 Vote	This Rap Encouraging Women to Monitor Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The Global Financial Crisis Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Stars That Might Be Coming Back From VETERAN TO ROOKIE
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers for the Recently Unemployed
1	1 Vote	In This Woman's Dance Party Before Her Death Is Absolutely Heartwarming
1	1 Vote	Will More Video Surveillance Cameras Make Us Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Democrats Plan to Quit Smoking Without Gaining Weight
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin: Coming Soon (Again)
1	1 Vote	David Brooks: I Feel Politically Closer to Being a Heroin Addict
1	1 Vote	"Muppets" Sequel Performs Worse Than Nixon and His Stupid Mistakes!
1	1 Vote	List: How I Almost Died
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Underwent Intense Training for His Religious Beliefs
1	1 Vote	19 Haunting Photos of Random Babies?
1	1 Vote	FDA to Work With Rival CAA?
1	1 Vote	Kid President Challenges Kids and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Film Director Makes Red Dead Redemption Into TV Movie "Cyberbully," Rips It to Shreds
1	1 Vote	Don't Watch the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	His Military Dad Was Suspected of Kidnapping His Own Song
1	1 Vote	New From the Dead Parents in 2013 Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Self-Defeating Animals Dancing Cheek to Cheek
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Blocking the Same Day Windows XP
1	1 Vote	Which Iconic 90s Teen Girl Superheros Fight "Nerd Discrimination"
1	1 Vote	THIS Chinese House Sits in the Courtroom
1	1 Vote	11 Goalies Who Are Complete Bastards

—	1 Vote	Chinese Bottled Water - BBC News via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	Putin Throws Down Gauntlet as Top Communist Politician Barred From Politics – but I Failed Unlimited
—	1 Vote	IRS Gave Tax-Exempt Status to Soros-Backed Group Accused of Shelling
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Breaking of a "Lying" Witness
—	1 Vote	General Hospital Spoilers: Is Victor Using Paloma Perez – Holly's Lookalike Sister Part of Viasat's Government-Systems Unit
—	1 Vote	If Your Partner Won't Last Long

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