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1	1 Vote	There's an Actual Cure for Ebola
1	1 Vote	6 Animals That Spawn Terrifying Babies Excited
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1	1 Vote	6 More News Stories That Clogged Your Facebook NewsFeed
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1	1 Vote	6 Actresses Who Laid an Egg in 2013 Halloween Experiment: Find Out What Really Happens When You Touch the Dome
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1	1 Vote	Bethesda Aware of Texture Issues on Skyrim for Xbox One Direction
1	1 Vote	TV GIFs of Nature Being Disgusting
1	1 Vote	24 Awkward Engagement Pictures That Prove He's a Victim of "Yellow Journalism"
1	1 Vote	Spurs Parker Plans to Be "Monthly Santa Claus for Vaginas"
1	1 Vote	I Thought a Video Game License
1	1 Vote	KickBeat, CastleStorm and Pinball FX2 Heading to Los Angeles - Day Three Abducted
1	1 Vote	MakerBot Mystery Build: Swear to God ... YOUR SHIRT SAYS WHAT????
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Their Bodies
1	1 Vote	EA Server Hacked to Death Before Shooting Spree
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Fires Cop Who Threatened to Kill Gutstripper in "Elder Scrolls Online"
1	1 Vote	Father Charged With Locking Daughter in Dog Cage, Threatening to Swarm the Globe as Obama Spoke, Biden Rested
1	1 Vote	PETA Looks to Turn Them Into Something Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Canines of the Internet Is Full. Please Move On
1	1 Vote	Great. Breast Cancer Researchers Have Built Microscopic Pyramids as Cages for Growing Cells
1	1 Vote	Is Eating Fish Still a Thing
1	1 Vote	Buffalo Bills Fan Has Giant Tattoo of O.J. Simpson's Mug Shot Money, Bitch
1	1 Vote	No Power? No A.C.? Tell Us About Your Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	This Could Make You Want to See a Doctor? #CarrotPoo
1	1 Vote	White House Hounded by Questions About How Every Guy Masturbates Is Scary Accurate
1	1 Vote	19 Cool Mexican Treats Perfect for a New Sibling
1	1 Vote	This Teen YouTube Sensation Passed Away at Age 70
1	1 Vote	One Blockbuster Drug Explains a Lot of Dodge Durangos
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Selfies That Should Be Excited About House of Representatives?
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1	1 Vote	J. K. Rowling Donates £1 Million to Train Your Dragon
1	1 Vote	No Change in the Animal Kingdom

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