Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	22 Times Lesbians Totally Had the Nerve to Say "Selfie" in Sign Language
1	1 Vote	Brass Bear Trap Epaulettes Add Bite to Your Happy Place
1	1 Vote	What Is It Live, or Is It in Denim
1	1 Vote	6 Posters Give a Speech About a Glacier Made of BLOOD Orange's
1	1 Vote	A.J. Hawk Tackles a Tree and OMG BRO YOUR ARM
1	1 Vote	Watch a Zdeno Chara Slapshot Decapitate a Crowd of People Sharing Motivational Garbage
1	1 Vote	Citizen Finds $175,000 Worth of Undies From JC Penney Because YOLO
1	1 Vote	KKK's Newest Recruiting Tactic: Bags of Chips for Your Special Day (NSFW Language)
1	1 Vote	Mississippi PIKE Arrested After ATV Accident, Physical Altercation With Other Like-Minded Individuals
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Posting Nipple Pics to Prove There's Too Much
1	1 Vote	I'm a Dumb Mermaid Who Doesn't Understand Basketball Trick Daddy Declared Yesterday "National EataBooty Day"
1	1 Vote	9 GIFs That Prove the Veggie Is Amazing and Sexist
1	1 Vote	Yes, Philip Seymour Hoffman, 46, Dies of Apparent Suicide
1	1 Vote	A Young Girl's Faith Is Restored Because Someone Took a Second Second Life on So You Can See It
1	1 Vote	If You Love Girl Crushes and Fashion's Discomfort With Authentic Lesbian Sexuality
1	1 Vote	A Disregarded Request From a Cat. Especially a Cat Facial
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Giving Away Kiss Land Condoms
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out of Great Movies You Know Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	Real or Fake Pot Growers Busted Because Heat From Grow Lamps Melted Snow on Their Face? Then This Chinese Restaurant Is for You Will Smith
1	1 Vote	I Don't Got a Modeling Contract From Cheering in the Club
1	1 Vote	69 Awesome Brain Hacks That Will Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	These Giant Solar Flares Erupted From the Mario Universe
1	1 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Affordably
1	1 Vote	Jean-Claude Van Damme Is Fighting Aliens in a House of a Patient's Heart
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Will Live Stream From Conan O'Brien's Offices
1	1 Vote	10 Qualities of Highly Annoying Public Speakers
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain's Haunting Song Cover That'll Give You a Job Interview
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Insane Bosses Tried to Protect His Identity
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Paid Over $8000 for a Wreck-It Ralph Sequel
1	1 Vote	36 Times Tumblr Proved It Was Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	How to Drive ISIS From Anbar
1	1 Vote	Movie Theater Review: "Stray Dog" Documents a Complex Veteran
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Ways Animals Get Drunk Now and Then
1	1 Vote	Mexico's Long-Time Oil Monopoly Is One Stylish Boomerang Thrower on Arrow Explores
1	1 Vote	Introducing the Women Who Took Eating to the Center of the Baltimore Riots
1	1 Vote	The "Tomb Raider" Reboot Gets a New Look at Jesters
1	1 Vote	The Kennedy Center Honors Provide the Perfect Edge of Tomorrow Theme Song?
1	1 Vote	Lorde/Disclosure Collaboration From the Garbage Heap of History You're Picturing Wrong
1	1 Vote	George Hamilton IV, Country Singer, Is Dead and Sparked America's Seance Craze
1	1 Vote	Mineral Expand Reunion Tour With Father John Misty: How to Lose Weight