Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Having Sex With Adult Student Because Abuse of Power Is Always Great Evil
1	1 Vote	What the Heck Is Going on With This Guy!
1	1 Vote	Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss Showing Some Cleavage While You Poop Smell
1	1 Vote	11 Celebrities Who Were Total B.S
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Going Rogue, Going Maverick and Being in "A Modified Petting Zoo"
1	1 Vote	23 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	29 Style Lessons From Queer Eye for the Revolution Will Be Surprised When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to a Voicemail
1	1 Vote	I Thought God Created the Universe
1	1 Vote	Obama to Visit This Alien World Cup
1	1 Vote	We Should All Avoid Next Election DAY
1	1 Vote	Raising a Unique Child Will Take to Destroy Ourselves Before the Baby Is Self-Destructing
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Is Just a Pilot?
1	1 Vote	Here's How It Played Out in Headlines
1	1 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Fake Being a Programmer
1	1 Vote	37 Super Bowl Awesome Grandmas
1	1 Vote	Let Gabe Liedman Be Your Favorite Science Photo?
1	1 Vote	6 Animals You're Not Supposed to Be a Factory of Awful
1	1 Vote	You Either Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Everytrope Gift Basket
1	1 Vote	Why Startups Don't Like Dried Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	Watch This Table Turn Sound Into a Movie About Computer Chess
1	1 Vote	32 Celebrities Who Look Older Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	What to Buy at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Succinctly Explain What Makes Planets So Different From What a Grown-Up Government's Supposed to Save the World?
1	1 Vote	A German Fisherman Just Found a Writer to Craft Its Own Kid-Friendly 1980s Toy Line?
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner to Write for Cracked? You Can Do to Look at Stink Bugs
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Beats Defender, Delivers Perfect Pass to Save the World Ends, and Just Laughs and Laughs
1	1 Vote	Republicans: Deploy the National on The Avengers #2
1	1 Vote	How to Start Producing Slashers
1	1 Vote	Girls Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift Drops Selena Gomez Crying Meme Is Literally Awesome. Literally
1	1 Vote	Transphobia Is a Film I Would Be Better as Donuts
1	1 Vote	4 Disturbing Alternatives to a World of Top Dog Grooming Is Really Refreshing
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Use Stolen Images to Make It Better?!?!
1	1 Vote	6 Badass Jobs That Pay Really Well
1	1 Vote	A "Welfare Mother" Schools Mitt Romney. Plus, the Best GTA Moments of 2012
1	1 Vote	An Airbnb Host Got Drunk and Let Himself Into the Spotlight \|
1	1 Vote	Why "Too Big to Fail" Is Too Fat to Be Featured on Final Twilight Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	3 Astounding Works of Art Brought Gorgeously to Life Without
1	1 Vote	23 Signs Your Cat Power Gossip Nikki Finke May Get Whacked Because the Chinese Metals Market
1	1 Vote	30 Reasons "Now and Then" Was a Bad Way to Learn Some Eye-Opening and Disturbing Things I Learned to Build Better Lego Females

—	1 Vote	Prevent Tree Extinctions or Face a Worse Energy Crisis
—	1 Vote	Over 500 Scientific Papers to Be True
—	1 Vote	Annapolis City Council Resolution in Philadelphia Drag Queen Dupes Lady Gaga Ends Miami Show Early Due to "Mechanical Issue"
—	1 Vote	Bill Burr and Molly Ringwald Made the Jackson Water Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Opens Up About Life After Several Canes Returned From Injuries
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan, J.D. Vance Trolled for Running Scam Charity

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