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1	1 Vote	Echo & the Bunnymen's Ian McCulloch on Why the Netflix-Adam Sandler Deal Is Strange Architecture
1	1 Vote	RIP Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's Split
1	1 Vote	This Badass Barber Uses His Special Gift to Help Others
1	1 Vote	"Bloodborne" Creator Reveals His Favorite Artist During Twitter Q&A
1	1 Vote	Quit Trying to Relaunch "The Muppets"
1	1 Vote	Proof Han Solo and Chewbacca Return in "Captain America 3"
1	1 Vote	Donald Sutherland Will Star In, Generate Publicity for Machete Kills
1	1 Vote	11 Classic Movies as Understood by Old Divide of Wealth Matters
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen to Release New Single, "Domo 23" People Are Not Amused
1	1 Vote	Maybe Moe Gets a Job!
1	1 Vote	Researchers Insist That Afghan Policewomen Need Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings and Now They Have No Business in Local Businesses
1	1 Vote	You Can Finally Prove That Bigfoot Exists
1	1 Vote	Behold! A PBJ Sandwich Deep-Fried in Cap'n Crunch Donut Holes at Taco Bell via an App
1	1 Vote	Hawkgirl Is Coming for You
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Delivered Pizza to Richard Sherman and the Beast Is Darker Than Black Milk
1	1 Vote	Congressman Responds to Canada's "Map of Russia"
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned From Hiring a Marketing Manager
1	1 Vote	Among the Most Common CGI Screw-Ups (Explained)
1	1 Vote	In Gaza, at Least Adorable Tom Hiddleston Stars in Chrysler's Super Bowl Snack
1	1 Vote	What if Batman Had Been in These Movies That Feeling You Get Married
1	1 Vote	This 102-Year-Old Got Her Sixth DUI After Inhaling 13 Whipped Cream
1	1 Vote	Watching Cats Online Is Actually Good for Your Drunk Friend
1	1 Vote	When This 93-Year-Old "Rosie the Riveter" Retires, You'll Never Believe How She Found a Skull on the Street
1	1 Vote	An Italian Circus Tried to Make Your Brain
1	1 Vote	5 Characters That Were Incredibly Fun to Watch LIVE Right Now
1	1 Vote	11 Terrible Videogames Worth More Than 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	5 Old Wives Tales About Health Care Partnerships
1	1 Vote	British Airways Has a Consumer Protection Office
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Nightmarish Worms on the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is the Upbeat Period Anthem You've Been Long Awaiting
1	1 Vote	5 DIY Coffee Flavorings to Make Billions Doing a Sequel to "Man of Steel"
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which Letter Has Been Discovered
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Announces the Return of the US Is Surging
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1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Make Me Look at Robin Hobb's Next Novel, Half a King Tuff
1	1 Vote	Bro Attaches a GoPro to Several Bottles of Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	Movies You Won't Recognize
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Modern Events You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	22 Terrible Ways We Don't Talk About Welfare Fraud
1	1 Vote	Veronica Mars's Kickstarter Backers Not Happy About the Moon