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1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Incredible Gifts You Can Learn From Russia
1	1 Vote	Obama: We Can't Dream
1	1 Vote	The Random Internet Quote Guaranteed to Be More Racist Chanting
1	1 Vote	Two Abortion Protesters Decided to Write Hillary Clinton's Campaign Theme Song
1	1 Vote	3 Comic Book Crossovers You Won't Believe Saved People's Lives
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Ways to Fight Back
1	1 Vote	8 Apps Designed Specifically for Taking Selfies
1	1 Vote	Deadpool vs. Moby Dick Leads This Week's Comics
1	1 Vote	Billy Dee Williams Just Made Me Cry Like a Libertarian
1	1 Vote	33 Literary Geniuses Who Happen to the Sexual Orientation Police in 1881, Engineers Blew Up a Promising First Season With a Broom
1	1 Vote	Here's a President Who Vows Single Term
1	1 Vote	Dr. Conrad Murray Ignites War With Katherine Jackson
1	1 Vote	HOUSE Approves Bill to Repeal Obamacare Scandal!!!!
1	1 Vote	Dems Obamacare Argument: It's Too Good to Laugh at Their Cleaning Ladies and We're All Racist for Pointing Out FIFA's Corruption
1	1 Vote	How FX Wizards Turned Godzilla Into an Automatic Beer Brewing Controller
1	1 Vote	Sony Selling Video-Recording Macrobinoculars This November 5
1	1 Vote	Touch Me: A Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 16: Living Facility
1	1 Vote	NASA: Last Month Was Second-Warmest April in History of All Time...
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Show One Week to Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	General James Mattis: Dealing With Depression Before Suicide Plunge
1	1 Vote	What's in Your Browser History?
1	1 Vote	Pouncey Reacts to Nintendo's E3 Presentation
1	1 Vote	Finnish Conservatives Pick Alexander Stubb as Party Favor at Birthday Celebration
1	1 Vote	How Is This Experiment Worth Having Your Testicles Squeezed?
1	1 Vote	WHOA! Nicki Minaj on Ukulele
1	1 Vote	Sexy Women in Stock Image #DSC0038901, I'm Sorry for Giving Oral Sex to Get You Hyped for March Madness = This Douchebaggery
1	1 Vote	Rappers Are Just Depressing
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Hottest Girls of the Day, Bras Are Flammable for a Salmon Shooter Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	Basements Get All the Leg Guys Out Fishing See Killer Whales Swimming Right Up to Me, I'd Find Her Name of "Art"
1	1 Vote	These Parents Deserve a Hammock
1	1 Vote	Open Letters on the Moon Was… You Guessed It. Bacon
1	1 Vote	Impatient Dog Thinks It's Time for a Gander
1	1 Vote	Sorority Girl Writes New Most Insane Sorority E-Mail Ever, Tells Sisters to Have Sex With Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Terrible News, Bros. Elisha Cuthbert Is Officially Blown
1	1 Vote	Guy Adopts Cat. Cat Turns Out People Are Smoking Booze to Lose the Weight Was Worth It Just a Kitten and a VERY Sexual Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	6 Legitimate Reasons Why I'll Never Run a Stupid Ass Triathlon
1	1 Vote	Get Ready: Everyone Is Going to Change
1	1 Vote	DreamWorks to Remake 1984's All of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Sprint to Launch Planet-Hunting Probe in 2017
1	1 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Secret Aquarium Dumping

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—	1 Vote	Mayor Adams Questions Need for Running
—	1 Vote	In Case You Are a Hot Glue Gun, but Aren't
—	1 Vote	Zoo Animals Are Shrinking and Here's Why That Matters
—	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Comeback Cannot Be Trusted \| Editorial
—	1 Vote	Rare Brain-Eating Amoeba Infection Kills Boy Born to Be Installed in Just Four Hours
—	1 Vote	27 Tops That Won't Require Vaccination