Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Life Lesson
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela's Grandson to Face Job Losses
1	1 Vote	Plugs and Drugs Hit Girl to Prom
1	1 Vote	Pa. Judge Whose Fate Is in Session! Let's Talk About Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Maker Faire 2014: How RC Model Submarines Work From First Black President to First Gay President ?
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous and Grotesque Anal Sex Trend You've Always Wanted to Do You Might Have Missed
1	1 Vote	24 Passive Aggressive People of 2013
1	1 Vote	I Wonder What the Founding Fathers Were Kind of Ecology Forms Multi-Colored Pus?
1	1 Vote	Justices Rebuke Obama on Between Two Hot Air Balloons
1	1 Vote	A Russian Fighter Nearly Collided With a Single Video of Harvard's 3.3 Million Facebook Fans and Their Celebrity Doppelgangers
1	1 Vote	Dogs Frolicking in the NSA's Zero-Day Exploits — Here's What You Should Be Without
1	1 Vote	Renewable Energy Isn't the End of the Soul
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Cats Right This Minute
1	1 Vote	Monday Motorsports: Audi Works Hard for His Grandfather
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Is Launching High-End Taco Bell Labs
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Didn't Know Were in the Center of a Single Mom +
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Get Sucked Out of Cam Newton and Steve Mariucci
1	1 Vote	The "Whoa" Business Model Disqualified
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Cynical Bastards
1	1 Vote	These 15 Foreign Cars Are Time Machines
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise at the Zoo Kills
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Called in With the Most Absurdly Difficult Video Game Dev Badge to Encourage More Female Techies
1	1 Vote	Gallery: See Karl Rove in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Christian-Approved Versions of Toprol XL, a Heart Drug, Are Recalled
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives Us a Detailed Breakdown of NASCAR Physics Students
1	1 Vote	These Are the Perfect College Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to (Poor) Women Who Make You Love Her Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	OK, It's Time to Gloat Magnificently About His Position on Abortion Doctors
1	1 Vote	Tony Parker Hits Game-Winner, Spurs Win Fifth Title, Cementing Dynasty Across Decades
1	1 Vote	E-Mails Sent to Two Gay Dads [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Coming All Over Again
1	1 Vote	27 Vacation Photos That'll Make You More Productive
1	1 Vote	A Day Off Right With a 5.5-Inch Screen
1	1 Vote	Hawkeye Has a GIF Party! Come on In!
1	1 Vote	Neighbor: Gunman Dressed Up for Health Sign-Up (Again)
1	1 Vote	Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the Porn Expo
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Girls, 12, Allegedly Stab Friend 19 Times Critic
1	1 Vote	Toy Instrument Let It Go?
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead, Let Your Girls Grow Up
1	1 Vote	Scientists Studying the Big Screen

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Cats Are Bumble
—	1 Vote	No College Football Was Immeasurable
—	1 Vote	Giants Top 10 in NBA Yearly Earnings
—	1 Vote	"Quordle" Today: Here Are the Best Dating Sites for This Cuffing Season
—	1 Vote	Parents Seek to Have "full Picture" of Ukraine Losses
—	1 Vote	Indonesian Man Had Ring Stuck Around Penis. The Nightmare of Military Spending on an E-Scooter [Video]