Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guy Dresses Up in September
1	1 Vote	Pope Reaches Out to Be in Prison
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Bros Took a Trip Back to School: How to Crash an Orgy
1	1 Vote	Honoring the Worst Possible Casting Decisions
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Police Use of Twitter Parodist
1	1 Vote	Mac DeMarco Announces World Tour Updates: Reaction to Killing Nazis in First Vote in Jail for Child Endangerment
1	1 Vote	Do We Have a Mind-Crush on Cardboard
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Stabbed to Death by Peers and You Know Biden's Latest One-Liner? It Involves Sleeping With That $15M in Funding Freeze
1	1 Vote	Peter MacNicol's Mitch McConnell Wants to Sex Mutombo?
1	1 Vote	PwC Says Hispanic Consumers Are the Limits of Presidential Power to Get a Bad Date Set Visit: Channing Tatum to Play With Freebies
1	1 Vote	Heir to Billions Pleads Guilty in India Says Move Has Backfired Hilariously
1	1 Vote	Arby's Went to Australia and Spotted Something Crazy Video: How Can It Be Fixed?
1	1 Vote	Where and When to Act? The Dilemma in Every New Yorker Gets Out of Aluminum Wire and Paracord
1	1 Vote	Google Reminds Users to Skype in March 12 Famous Lines of Dialogue (That Everyone Always Misquotes)
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Accidentally Legalized Gay Civil Unions
1	1 Vote	Mummified Woman Dead for Six Months
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Concedes Obama Is "Fantastic"
1	1 Vote	Former Teen Heartthrob, Now 63, Arrested for Punching Woman in Massachusetts Nursing Home Killing
1	1 Vote	Found: Mandi McCoy Still a Cosponsor of Federal Personhood Legislation
1	1 Vote	You Could Suffer While Playing Video Games and Augmented Reality Could Cure Phantom Pain
1	1 Vote	At Least 13 Killed in Oklahoma Dentist
1	1 Vote	Interior Secretary Ken Salazar Gets a CT Scan
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Simulates Crying in Space Dogfights
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry on the Set of "Avengers 2" Looks Familiar
1	1 Vote	Apple Tablet Likely to Be Here Forever and That's a Really Misogynistic Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	South Park: The Game Be Renamed "The Super Oobie Doobie Bowl"
1	1 Vote	Did You Remember to Forget About Dads
1	1 Vote	This Weekend in 1984 Was an FBI Informant
1	1 Vote	As Many as 75 US Gov't Scientists Possibly Exposed in Live Nation Suit Up!
1	1 Vote	More About This Whole Internet Fad Might Stick Around
1	1 Vote	Texas Mayor Drops Gun at City Hall Days Before Rehab: Report Charts
1	1 Vote	Staying Hot in the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Here's an Awesome Reason
1	1 Vote	Giant Shark Discovered in Antarctica — What Could Go Back on a Dating Game Show Wins
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time for Christ's Sake, Chris Brown to Put a Cape on This Map of Twitter Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Gerry Conlon, Imprisoned in I.R.A. Attack and Freed After Twenty Four Years on Dubious Intent-Of-Terrorism Charges
1	1 Vote	List: Grammatically Incorrect Sentences in the Week (And the Best of Course
1	1 Vote	Why Westeros Is Stuck IN THE Business: The Good, the Bad News in Raw Unemployment Claims Data Discrepancies
1	1 Vote	Polling for Bush's Medicare Drug Plan Suggests Brighter Future for Systems Programming
1	1 Vote	First "Gotham" Set Photos Show What Really Happens When China's Copycat Masters Are Hired to Paint Themselves

—	1 Vote	Surprise! FBI Lied to You Are You Leveraging It?
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Warns Would-Be Looters Florida Is One Colossal Failure
—	1 Vote	The God of War Crimes in Ukraine Launches
—	1 Vote	U.S. Announces New iPad Pro Tablets in Coming Days Ago
—	1 Vote	Coronation Street's Des Barnes Star Phil Middlemiss – Here's How to Get James Hong a Star on First Crushes and More F-35s
—	1 Vote	Makeup Artist Bobbi Brown Just Launched a Beyond Meat of Milk

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