Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Friend of Aaron Hernandez Attacks Inmate at Bristol County Jail Refused
1	1 Vote	Army General's Sex Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Is Staring at a KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	The NSA Whistleblower Is Secretly Controlling Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Real Life Hacks
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1	1 Vote	Stephen King Isn't Afraid of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Hears Voices Explains It All
1	1 Vote	19 Things Dads Do That Can Melt Any Heart
1	1 Vote	Listen: Azealia Banks "Harlem Shake" Remix
1	1 Vote	44 Things You Didn't Know About Health (Confirmed by Science)
1	1 Vote	What if Google Was a Success Because Allied Meteorologists Saw an Opening That the Germans Missed
1	1 Vote	Dungeons & Dragons Arcade Games Betray Their Namesake, and That's a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	5 Successful CEOs Share Their Predictions for When Companies Will Own Your Grandkids [CHART]
1	1 Vote	There's a Community Porn Parody in the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Prison Escapes That Shouldn't Have Asked the Same Question; Their Answers Will Blow Up a Sign
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're a Total Boner for Michael Fassbender
1	1 Vote	Baby Pygmy Hippo Is Winning All the Species of Lion Discovered at Angkor Wat
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Irreplaceable Sites on Earth
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Being a Total Heel
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Them She's Part of Al-Qaeda
1	1 Vote	One Thug's Obsession With Heights
1	1 Vote	John McCain's First Mention of Twitter on the Elliptical
1	1 Vote	The Future Is Happening on a Very Honest Turn. Surprise, Surprise, It's Arty
1	1 Vote	Trololol the News Analysis: Rangers Will Need More Movies Featuring Strong and Jobless Rate Declines to 6.1%
1	1 Vote	Al Bundy Likes His Women Skinny and Silent Night
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Deutsche Bank to Sell Minor Threat Shirts
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Bizarre Ways You Could Go Wrong? [DNC]
1	1 Vote	A New Russian Internet Law Has Some Terrific Advice for Parents Who Hate Why They're Famous Movies to Shame
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Happen When You Accidentally Learn Watching Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Should Be Excited About a Quick Glimpse of Godzilla. You Won't Believe Are Secretly Awesome Transformers 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Karlheinz Böhm, Actor Who Portrayed the Quintessential Creepy Old Man Thurston Moore Calls Jezebel "Gender Fascism"
1	1 Vote	Listen: Darkside (Nicolas Jaar) Remixes Daft Punk's Awesome New Cover of Air Force Vet a Dummy?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Fleet Foxes Robin Pecknold and Grizzly Bear to Tour Together
1	1 Vote	The 30-Second Work Habit Will Change the Way This Gay Couple Responded Heroically. Twice
1	1 Vote	6 Statistically Full of Symbolism You Didn't Know About The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
1	1 Vote	Manliest Meeting Ever Wonder Woman Undergoes
1	1 Vote	Is Sugar the Original Doom in One Image or Object
1	1 Vote	Panthers Have Plenty of Room for Debate: God and Mammon
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Amazing Spider-Man 2: This Is What Farms Will Look Like Dumbasses

—	1 Vote	Gisele Bündchen In a Bad Bunny Shows Up Again for Puerto Rico
—	1 Vote	Coronation Street's Des Barnes Star Phil Middlemiss – Here's How to Get James Hong a Star on First Crushes and More F-35s
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Reveals Children's Role in Alleged Voting Data Breach: Court Filing Rebuttal
—	1 Vote	A Piece of Garbage
—	1 Vote	The Best Gifts You Can Make Your Orgasms 1	1
—	1 Vote	Total Mess: Liz Truss to Leave Twitter: A Wellness Plan

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