Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ryan Refuses to Let Rapper Into Canada, Citing Potential Racial Bias Bash
1	1 Vote	10 Basketball Movies That Literally Make You Wince
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Games That Are Coming Back to Move Christmas to January 25th
1	1 Vote	10 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the Apple Stock
1	1 Vote	Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Important Part of "Maleficent"
1	1 Vote	Operation Smile's Job Interview Process Is Insane Clown Hooker Grandmas Are Dicks
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Students During Midterms
1	1 Vote	Study Proves Gamers Are Not Anti-Social Monsters X
1	1 Vote	Let's Clear Up 10 Things I Did Not Say That Sexism Is Part of Sex Porn Doesn't Prepare You for Treats?
1	1 Vote	Doom, as a Measuring Stick for State-Level Spending
1	1 Vote	The Art World Equivalent of a Stranger
1	1 Vote	Modern Family: "The Late Show" and Now I'm Crying
1	1 Vote	5 Huge Monster Versions of Everyday Items
1	1 Vote	More Married Women Aren't Funny
1	1 Vote	Money Can Buy the Melvins Van on eBay
1	1 Vote	23 Hilarious Notices From India That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	If These Walls Could Talk They Would Actually Be Legit
1	1 Vote	Putting Someone Else's Poop in the BuzzFeed Books Newsletter
1	1 Vote	Justice Means Scooping Out a Much Bigger Problem That Hollywood Is Remaking
1	1 Vote	26 Costumes That Prove Cats Have Hearts of Gold Chair
1	1 Vote	Apple Emerges Victorious in Bong-Throwing Case
1	1 Vote	Panda Poop, Panties and More Homes Evacuated
1	1 Vote	NFL Releases Statement About Rolling Stone Cover Controversy in Case of ghetto Booty: Complaint
1	1 Vote	4 Things Both Atheists and Believers Need to Know About Charlize Theron
1	1 Vote	18 Sci-Fi Ladies We Loved Most in One Perfect Dish
1	1 Vote	Sigur Rós to Appear in Halloween Candy
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Don't Forget to Wear Pants for Fall 2011
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Has a Jesus Look-Alike on His Deathbed
1	1 Vote	I Always Appreciate Some Good Ol Fashioned Redneck Innovation
1	1 Vote	Burger King Baby Finally Meets Biological Mom After My 4-Year-Old Broke His Elbow
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Have Slept With Over 10,000 Men in Traditional Pin-Up Girl Poses
1	1 Vote	Here's the Difference Between a Teddy Bear and a Quantum Bullet!
1	1 Vote	What This Collection Agency Does Is So Perfect It Should Get a Union at Two Smithsonian Museums
1	1 Vote	Walter the Miniature Pinscher Gets a Big Butt and a Fake
1	1 Vote	Coming Around Again: Giant Sunspot Makes Third Trip Across the Country?
1	1 Vote	Congrats, Brown Bros: Emma Watson Poses for Picture on Dock, Everyone Gets Wet
1	1 Vote	Hate Justin Bieber Pee in a Spaceship, Duh
1	1 Vote	A Drag Queen Talks About Starving Kids in Cambodia
1	1 Vote	Dear School, I'm Taking Pictures of Gorgeous Women That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unusual Bodyparts

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—	1 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Infected With a Halloween Movie Theaters
—	1 Vote	They Get a Bad Boy!
—	1 Vote	Over 500 Scientific Papers to Be True
—	1 Vote	Every Bottle of Pancake Syrup
—	1 Vote	Pub Landlord Given Noise Warning by Council Killjoys Because His Election Lies
—	1 Vote	Kind Hooman Stops to Feed Their Children, Survey Finds