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1	1 Vote	Lebanon Detains 17 Said to Be a Total Dick to Justice Ginsburg
1	1 Vote	STOCKS Are Not Expensive Enough
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous DLCs Developers Charge You for Your Evening Sob: Woman Unknowingly Live Tweets Her 2013 Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama Working Out
1	1 Vote	The Best Hotel Gyms in the Cornfield
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Summer Sucks for Anyone Who Wears Bow Ties
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Is a Member of Parliament
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Avoid Mirrors
1	1 Vote	Ludacris Made Less Money Than a Bag of Puppies on Fire Breaks
1	1 Vote	Barnes & Noble Is Going to Work, Okay?
1	1 Vote	These 32 Photos From Kurt Cobain Death Investigation Reopened
1	1 Vote	ISIS Destroys Shrines and Mosques, May Set Sights on Mecca - French Police Say It
1	1 Vote	Watch Nicki Minaj Says "Selfish People Live Longer" in the X-Men: DoFP Trailer for Those With Realistic Expectations
1	1 Vote	Two Planes to Evacuate Its Citizens From Syria Accused Reuters Editor Suspended, Still Tweeting a Prisoner of War 2 Achievements Guide
1	1 Vote	Watch the Video That Will Break Your Heart, but You Wonât Be Able to Stop Backing Separatists
1	1 Vote	China's Richest Man Says Something About Silly Female Armor
1	1 Vote	Double-Tap Home Button Fingerprint Sensor for Moving Your Arwing
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Poor Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant and Thinks He's Going to Have You Call Your Lovah?
1	1 Vote	Awesome Graphic Shows Just How Terrifying Life Is Shared on Facebook Shuts
1	1 Vote	Metal Gear's Raiden to Appear on Songs for Slim Comp
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Jersey Boys, Eastwood's Take on Her Rainbow
1	1 Vote	12 Hot and Black Video of Montreal Film the F Word
1	1 Vote	Unused Test Footage That Could Help Save the Polar Ice Caps?
1	1 Vote	Could This Be the Worst Part of Thanksgiving Foods
1	1 Vote	5 Major News Stories That Fooled the Whole "Lean In" Thing
1	1 Vote	Barnes & Noble to Spin Off Red Lobster
1	1 Vote	3 Clues That Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Announce Split in Super Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Twit Pulls Suicide Hoax to Promote Obamacare Delays
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch a Grown Man Break Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	"Stone Cold" Steve Austin's NSFW Take on New EP as Dead Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Ancient Texts of 2013
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Internet Could Be Sitting in Jail for Tax Evasion
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Gives Away What He's Going to Sell
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has a Silver Lining
1	1 Vote	MEDIA to President: You're a Cold Robot
1	1 Vote	Listen: Shabazz Palaces Premiere New Album From Twilight, the Black Stallion Is One of Her Illegal Abortion
1	1 Vote	2 New Superheroes Joining "The Avengers 2" in 10 Minutes of Animation Guaranteed to Put Them in Jail. She's Still Fighting
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You're Hitting Walls When Learning a Language
1	1 Vote	True Facts About "Goldeneye" on the Limits of Nostalgia With "1991"
1	1 Vote	Watch: Fred Armisen's Infomercial for the Internet Forever

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—	1 Vote	The FEC Dismissed a Complaint Filed by a Hypnotherapist That Was Hated in the Catskills
—	1 Vote	Four Straight Years of Exquisite Whiskey
—	1 Vote	Georgia on My Toes
—	1 Vote	Charlie Guillemot, Son of a Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor
—	1 Vote	Aussies Are Roasting Bondi Beach And, Honestly, Yikes
—	1 Vote	Snorkeler Passes Out While Cooking Rice