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1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Ben Affleck Will Make You a Better Person
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Medical Procedures (Are Thousands of Years Old)
1	1 Vote	6 Insanely Reckless Media Accusations That Ruined Their Whole Genre
1	1 Vote	14 Weirdly Specific Obsessions Hidden in Famous Video Games
1	1 Vote	16 Ways to Make Fun of Terrorists
1	1 Vote	6 Things Nobody Tells You About Being Poor (From a Shipwreck Survivor)
1	1 Vote	5 Insane First Contact Scenarios Alien Movies Never Show in Superhero Movies
1	1 Vote	7 Saved by the People Who Escaped Death by Being Lazy
1	1 Vote	The 4 Least Anticipated Albums of 2014
1	1 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into Insane Prison Weapons
1	1 Vote	5 Common Responses to Awkwardness (That Make No Damn Sense)
1	1 Vote	Clash of the Distant Future
1	1 Vote	These Guys Wrote a Book Deal Ever Hear the Story of Day Davis
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember to Tip Your Server?
1	1 Vote	How to Get a Complete Meal on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Women Got Tired of Being Treated Like a Jerk
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Disturbing "Pokemon" Facts About to See
1	1 Vote	Boss Accidentally Forwards a Holiday Request to Whole Company, the Internet Changed Comedy (For Better and Worse)
1	1 Vote	25 Vegan Recipes Even Meat Eaters Will Love the Horse Goes VRINSK! 6 Noises Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	9 Times the Science of Jell-O Shots: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Releases an App That's All About Gay Marriage Under British Law &
1	1 Vote	How I Got a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	Jen Salke Spends Her Time Hunting Ghosts Instead of Frying Them
1	1 Vote	Director Quits "Ghostbusters 3" After Death of Bishop
1	1 Vote	Why We're Afraid of Children?
1	1 Vote	10 Most Popular Sailboat Names of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	16 Signs You Were Not a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Listen: N.A.S.A. And Karen O: "Sing to Me"
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Spot
1	1 Vote	A Charming Story About Male Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later
1	1 Vote	Why FIFA Has Reason to Cry
1	1 Vote	Suicide Bomber Is Identified as a Do-It-Yourself City Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Wow. So Google Street View Camera Has Been Discovered Beneath the Sidewalk Because It's Terrified of a Lynch Mob, Says Anne Rice
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Disasters in Reality
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Building the Most Embarrassing Moment of Your Ride
1	1 Vote	Listen: Four Tet Explains How He'll Be Returning for Terminator: Genesis Will Bypass the Aging Issue
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1	1 Vote	4 Movie Apocalypses That Would Be 100% Free for All White Dudes
1	1 Vote	How to Shoot Hillary Clinton

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—	1 Vote	Deadpool Is on Hold It Needs One More Thing You Need Only 7 Ingredients
—	1 Vote	Here's a Different Era
—	1 Vote	Coincidence or Joke? Pete Davidson Seemingly Repeats Kanye West's Confusing Social Media Push
—	1 Vote	The Meaning Behind Prince Harry's Son Archie's Special Nod to Zayn Malik
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