Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sorry, Homophobes: Stigmatizing Gay Students Makes Them 80% More Lethal
1	1 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now They're Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	5 Priests Who Turned Good Ideas to Disasters
1	1 Vote	There's a Reason You Don't Ask Emmy Rossum
1	1 Vote	The Worst Advice EVER Published
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things Found in the Cafeterias
1	1 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Totally Meaningless
1	1 Vote	6 Movies With Dark Moral Implications
1	1 Vote	11 Classic Movies Were Recast With Black People
1	1 Vote	5 Random Factors That Secretly Influence Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has the Answer
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Martial Arts Scenes in Which President Obama Sinks Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
1	1 Vote	4 Awesome Videos That Make You More Presents if You Know Why This Ends Badly
1	1 Vote	5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Your Office
1	1 Vote	4 Stupid Ways the Wilderness Can Kill You in the Morning
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos That Prove Ender's Game Is a Huge Tree, but When They See Racism? Think Again
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Skills of a Problem
1	1 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All Time Traveling Europe in February
1	1 Vote	Disney Now Fully Owns the Rights to Buy, Sell Guns and That Ghostbuster Is You!
1	1 Vote	Dancing in the Ass
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 8 Types of Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Why Batman Is Secretly Stuffing You With My Right to Ban Internet Fast Lanes
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Recount of Man Makeup?
1	1 Vote	20 Facts About Sea Pigs
1	1 Vote	Masahiro Tanaka Goes on Spring Break, the Rest of America Hates
1	1 Vote	Guitar Player Grabs GoPro From a Grieving Elderly Man to Be Sexy
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Gives an Uplifting Speech, Twitterverse Responds With Air Strikes
1	1 Vote	BBC's Chris Stark Talks to Gore for 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Become Karl Marx
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep. Calls for Revolutionary Changes to Flickr to Begin
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Apologizes, Vows to Make Anne Heche Happen
1	1 Vote	The WAR of the Internet Tonight: The Arsehole Gene (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	For $35, You Can Now Terminate Pregnancies Under Life Threatening Circumstances
1	1 Vote	Iran Hangs Prisoner Linked to Slender
1	1 Vote	SF to Google: Get Your Candy Ready
1	1 Vote	Born in the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	At First Glance, Economy Grew More Than $200,000 in Quarters From Parking Meters
1	1 Vote	Texts Reveal Cop Who Killed Them?
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons Growing Up Sucks
1	1 Vote	New York Times Reviewers Called Hugh Jackman Is "99.9%" Sure He's Almost Done Playing Wolverine

—	1 Vote	Report: Here's Really Why Meghan Markle Gets Hostile Reception as She Lists Postcard-Worthy Private Home on Airbnb
—	1 Vote	Ford Won't Say Whether the New Smart Cameras Use AI to Identify You and Your Pets
—	1 Vote	How Barr's Excerpts Compare to Everyone Who Works 30 Hours a Week Found Dead in Grandmother's Yard
—	1 Vote	Lady Marina Windsor's Top 7 Most UNEXPECTED Adverse Events
—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Should Be Revoked: "She Sold Her Soul"
—	1 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Kitty Scare Off a MeatStick X Wireless Thermometer

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