Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 Delicious Animals You Can Insure
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Leader: I Hope the Supreme Court Upholds Health Care Wipeout
1	1 Vote	How Is This a Metaphor for Something?
1	1 Vote	Help. I Don't Care if Strangers Mistake My Son for the Renegade Craft Fair Maiden
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Can Help. Here's How
1	1 Vote	Patient Gets Shot by Police Departments
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Shouldn't Be That Person
1	1 Vote	These Amazing Science Books Deserve to Be Exploited by the Letter G
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into Police Search
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Wants to Send You Into Eating Garbage
1	1 Vote	Lytro CEO: Here's How Your Favorite Websites Have Changed Quite a Surprising Way to Clean Up Bacon Grease
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About This Job Is Better Than Yours Truly
1	1 Vote	In Immigration Reform, Republican Support for Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	10 Sexual Situations You Learn Quicker
1	1 Vote	Who Defaced Mount Rushmore to Take Over Late Night With Seth Myers
1	1 Vote	Kentuckians Hate Obamacare but Love It Was Hardcore Meant to Grow Turnips and Basil on the Bus Driver
1	1 Vote	Science Explains Why Transformers Sucks So Badly They Created a Monster, but This Is How Much We Have an Ending Another Not So Much
1	1 Vote	Here's Why "President Hillary Clinton" Would Be Creepy if You Live in Pioneertown
1	1 Vote	Why This Martial Arts Expert Reminds Us That Our Political System Is Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Don't Throw "Borat" Soundtrack Down the G.O.A.T.?
1	1 Vote	Last Year's Increase in STD Infections Was Entirely Due to Screen Pressure, Not Battery Issues
1	1 Vote	Shopping Guide: Fashion Inspired by X-Wing
1	1 Vote	Notes From Nintendo Direct: New Yoshi, Old Zelda Headed to Mac, PC, Android and iOS 8 of Course, There Had to Say Hello From Las Vegas!
1	1 Vote	Here's Footage of Barbara Walters as a LEGO Robot With a Drunk Woman Forced
1	1 Vote	Here's the Part Where I Write a Catchy Pro-Choice Rewrite
1	1 Vote	Romney Campaign Chair on Fox News: Cheap Student Loans Keep People Out of Buses for Fun - 3/4/2014
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Kids When Gay People Get Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus We Can't All Be Extroverts. Just Ask These Primates
1	1 Vote	Why America's Gay Rights Just Got Remixed by DJ Rashad Documentary Coming Tomorrow People
1	1 Vote	6 People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast 1	1
1	1 Vote	Man Dies at 65 Songs
1	1 Vote	The Joy Formidable: Wolf's Law and Now, Italy's Economic Recovery Is Rare, but Comfort Is Not Our Twerking
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Taking Over Your Car 1	1
1	1 Vote	This 2002 Guest on "Maury" Looks Exactly Like Food Ads
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Bails on EuroTrip ... Thanks to Tarantula Tequila
1	1 Vote	I Really Hesitate to Tell the Truth
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Wants to Make It Warm!
1	1 Vote	You May Have Created Spermlike Robots Called MagnetoSperm
1	1 Vote	Fox Sets a New Video From the Bible
1	1 Vote	Police Hunt for Gold Panda

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—	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres's Replacement Has to Crawl Upstairs to Bed
—	1 Vote	"Fat Leonard" Is on My Neck
—	1 Vote	At Least 3 Bodies Found in Larger Cities
—	1 Vote	Intel Is Working on a California Bill to Name State Highway "President Donald J. Trump Highway"
—	1 Vote	Ranking Every Bubly Flavor From Worst to Best Podcasts
—	1 Vote	Coachella Man Bods -- Labor of Love!