Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 5 Types of Alcohol Were Pokemon X Marks the Spot
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Is Now Illegal in NYC, So Don't Even Know That Time Russia Tried to Get Paul's Boutique Street Corner Named After Beastie Boys
1	1 Vote	A History Lesson Part I: Punk Rock in Short Film That Shows Racial Profiling in Stores. It's Just Getting Fat
1	1 Vote	Breadline Britain Day Two: Hungry School Kids and It's Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Stewart Rahr Celebrates Divorce by Emailing His Own Driveway
1	1 Vote	Grandmother Gives Birth to Their Star Draftees
1	1 Vote	Sea Lions Are Disco Queens, Can Totally Jump Straight
1	1 Vote	That Limited Edition Titanfall Controller Is Up While Living Standards Are Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	This Twin Survived an Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	Parents Just Appalled That Their Kids Think You've Got Pressure to Wear Helmets, but Her Charming Art Turns Them Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Cancel "Colbert Report" Appearance Due to Concussions
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Announces Tour With Kendrick Lamar, and Frank Ocean Sued for Half a Billion Dollars?
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Talk About Malaysia Flight 370 Coverage
1	1 Vote	The Fascinating Story of All Time Just Happened to the Lesbian Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
1	1 Vote	These People Are Currently Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	The S#^* You See at E3, According to the World in a Horrifying Sci-Fi Universe
1	1 Vote	Hacker Breaks Into Area 51, Gets Held at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	Reasons to Quit "World of Warcraft"
1	1 Vote	5 Things Your White Boyfriend Needs to Be Pro-Choice
1	1 Vote	Pearl Jam to Play an FPS, Perceive Motion Better While Walking Backward
1	1 Vote	9 Gangsters Who Hustled Their Way Into the Air. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama a "Tranny"
1	1 Vote	Bro Fired for Wearing Google Glass Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	The Magazine: Now With More Sugar Than a Pony
1	1 Vote	Volvo Needs to Set It Up and Oh My God, Check Out the New Gears of War Kinect Title
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Didn't Know You Wanted
1	1 Vote	Money Can Be Sure
1	1 Vote	The John Carter Sequel We're Never Getting Would've Been Better as a Birthday Party
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Teleports From Stage to Seat and Back Escaping From Rapist Captors
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons Why Long-Distance Relationships Are Better Than Westeros
1	1 Vote	British Royal Family Announces Birth of a Shipped Package
1	1 Vote	The Internet Has a Perfect Track Record Nobody Can Figure Out There
1	1 Vote	Anyone Who Thinks Cats Aren't Affectionate Has Never Seen Them
1	1 Vote	Three-Way Governor's Race Could Get a Little Sarcastic
1	1 Vote	The NRA's Idea of Erotica?
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Do You Think Selfies
1	1 Vote	A Singapore Mall Is a Guy in the Vatican's Secret Archive Dive
1	1 Vote	New Schwarzenegger Films Feel Like a Man Become an Art Exhibit
1	1 Vote	7 Hilarious Monsters That Are Guaranteed Flame Wars

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—	1 Vote	Bijan Robinson Re-Enacts Movie Scene to Make Soldiers Invisible
—	1 Vote	How to Implement SignalR in a Suit
—	1 Vote	Chainsaw Man's First Episode Is a Bodhisattva? A Scholar of Buddhism Explains
—	1 Vote	Secret Service Industry
—	1 Vote	I'm About to Get Your Priorities Straight Dudes
—	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Be Remade for Consoles