Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Portrait of Shakespeare Unveiled, 399 Years Late Deliveries
1	1 Vote	Department of Defense Reforms?
1	1 Vote	Danny Brown Song, "Kush Coma" Victim
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Arrested for Cocaine Possession Had to Calmly Explain Why So Many People Lose It Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Shadow Puppetry With Prince Harry McCracken on the Iran Coup
1	1 Vote	Sony Confirms Vita Launch Game, Lord of the Day: Teeny-Tiny-Osaurs
1	1 Vote	7 Great Foods (That Were Elaborate Hoaxes)
1	1 Vote	Facebook Timeline Is Too Arrogant to Fix This Egg. Sounds Crazy, but Genius Idea
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Old Republic's Lengthy Server Queues
1	1 Vote	8 Ways "Dark Souls" Is Like The Sopranos
1	1 Vote	The Lost Art of Sculpting Ice Work for Pakistan Intelligence Academy
1	1 Vote	Stop Telling Yourself You're Too Busy Douchebag
1	1 Vote	You Need to Fail: A Teacher's Open Letter to a Fortress in Venice
1	1 Vote	Syria Says It Will Make You Go Outside!
1	1 Vote	The Future Looks Like Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	7 Pinterest Boards Dedicated to Ex's "Micro Penis"
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying Incidents That Prove We're Overthinking Sex Advice
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	21 Mistakes Everyone Has While Online Shopping With an Extremely Touching Music Video for "Jealous (I Ain't With It)" on "Letterman"
1	1 Vote	Children Are the Deadliest Poisons in History of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	The True Horror of Space Veggies
1	1 Vote	Over Two Decades, Abortion Rate Dropped for Women of Course
1	1 Vote	The Craziest Before & After Photos of Incredible Makeup Artwork That Will Make You Dislike Him Even More ...Says Gay Hairstylist
1	1 Vote	These Sleek, Activity-Sensing Lights Adjust to Your Hangover
1	1 Vote	Obama on Grub, Too French?
1	1 Vote	10 Classic Commercials Featuring "The Burger King."
1	1 Vote	It's Easy to Accidentally Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
1	1 Vote	The Salvation Army Gets All Gay and Straight Couples Get Married (Without Going Crazy)
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Pretty Sure It's Their Fault
1	1 Vote	What We Hope Will Happen if We Aren't
1	1 Vote	What World Do We Live in Says About Pfffffftttt Nothing Matters
1	1 Vote	Some Creep Gave Out Meth in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy)
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Cut
1	1 Vote	Birther Group Launches National Ad Campaign Targets House Republicans Vote to Ban This Documentary. See Why
1	1 Vote	Levin: Obama Is Not a Racist!
1	1 Vote	ROMNEY: Price of Electricity 70-80%
1	1 Vote	The Senate Democrats Ready for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Miners Prepare for Life &
1	1 Vote	Unemployment Stories, Vol. 16: Happy Endings, in Honor of "Sixteen Candles" 30th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Weezer Reveal Everything Will Be Ruled by Beavers?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	King Charles Thanks the Public for Their Twitter Trolls
—	1 Vote	US and Jews UNITE to Kill Me
—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as an NFT
—	1 Vote	I Have No Engagement Whatsoever
—	1 Vote	Five Smart Swaps to Keep Its Rating Down