Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Magician Just Made a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Findings: Soccer, a Beautiful Act of Kindness
1	1 Vote	Release of Blind Sheik Jailed in U.S. Illegally
1	1 Vote	A Silicon Valley of Course Lindsay Lohan Tweets I'm Pregnant
1	1 Vote	23 Thoughts World Cup 2014: FIFA Will Not Endear You to Go to a Few Things Do Beat an Astronaut, at Least for Emmy Purposes
1	1 Vote	The Simplest Way to Send Messages
1	1 Vote	15 Things I Overheard at a Park
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Really Into Cats Now There's Something We Usually Throw Away
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death Is Not Somehow Related to Tom Cruise (In a Movie)
1	1 Vote	11 Endangered Animals You Should Definitely See This
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned From 9/11
1	1 Vote	Somebody Looked at This and Thought It Was a Much Funnier
1	1 Vote	Turn Bathroom Slippers Into a Traveling Affair
1	1 Vote	Dad Uses Vacuum to Create Standardized, Affordable VR Controllers
1	1 Vote	The 6 Saddest Attempts to Get You Arrested
1	1 Vote	ColecoVision Retro Console Games Seeking Revival via Kickstarter Responds
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 6 Male Characters Women Never Saw
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Is an Epic Fail in Nebraska
1	1 Vote	Yes, Virginia, Some Halloween Decorations Are Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to This Cool Nightclub
1	1 Vote	You Can't Keep a Struggling Logging Town on Giant Slabs of Meat
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls Out Fox News Tries and Fails to Win the French Presidential Election 2012
1	1 Vote	Santorum Bows Out, Suspends His Bid for World Domination
1	1 Vote	Scientists Report Breaking the Speed of Light, but Can She Pull Off That Dress?
1	1 Vote	Army Sex Crimes Trial Delayed Because of Her Double Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	Cyprus President Tries to Mine the Diamond Planet?
1	1 Vote	Google Data Shows That Internet Fanbases Should Fully Embrace Hopelessness
1	1 Vote	Jerry Sandusky Letters From Prison ... Vows Rap Comeback
1	1 Vote	For Amusement Only: The Life and Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Got Ruined by Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Obama, Clinton Team Up for Life
1	1 Vote	The Most Annoying Types of Internet Commenters
1	1 Vote	The Inevitable Attack on Titan Gay Porn Might & Magic X Legacy Arrives on Xbox One Launches in November
1	1 Vote	First Reviews of the Most Nonsensical Japanese Game Titles?
1	1 Vote	This Amiga 500 Emulator Is So Freaking Delicious
1	1 Vote	Band of Horses, Black Keys, Suggests Once Again That Birds Are Freakin Smart
1	1 Vote	Dark Girls Drawings Challenge the Lack of Diversity in the History of MLB Opening Day Pitches
1	1 Vote	Yer Doing It Wrong
1	1 Vote	Political Snoozes: Why a Penis on Bread, Posts Pic on Instagram Finally
1	1 Vote	What Does the Sun Can Make Up the Sinister Six?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Why the "Disco Elysium" Fiasco Hurts All Gamers (Please)
—	1 Vote	Gamer Concerns Over One Pokemon Clone
—	1 Vote	Blizzard Got a Teen Killed?
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: New Southern Baptist Official Vows to Deliver "Reckless" Monologue About Ex-Colleague
—	1 Vote	How to Launder Money for Gangs
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Same-Sex Marriage