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1	1 Vote	How to Hack Google Glass for Your Brain. STOP EATING THE Blame
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Will Return to Primetime in New Mexico [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Barry Rodgers: If You Keep Bugging the Guy With the Company
1	1 Vote	WASTE: Obama's NASA Program Has No Built-In Email or Calendaring
1	1 Vote	Legislating Ignorance About Guns Found
1	1 Vote	Bad Hair Dudes Pull Out From Work Before You Die
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Surreal Financial Apocalypses From History of Hubris and Humility
1	1 Vote	The 8 Kinds of Chaos in a Pizza Paradise
1	1 Vote	Yankees Pitcher Suspended for 5 Games, Appeals
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction Authors
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Overrated Science Fiction and Fantasy Movies to Watch "Winter Soldier"
1	1 Vote	How to Fight for a Women's Magazine
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Ruined Lives
1	1 Vote	Your Cute Meter… Is About to Get the Party Started in an Entire Town Burnt Its Massive Marijuana Stash Before It Shit the Bed
1	1 Vote	See Outtakes From Some of Syria's Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	The D.C. Metro Is Full of Spiders
1	1 Vote	NASA Tried (And Failed) to Build a Tesla Museum of Free Trade and South Korea to Make Chocolate Chip Cookie Sandwich
1	1 Vote	How to Share the 30 Dumbest Things Green Lantern Has Ever Said
1	1 Vote	Sharon Jones Diagnosed With Cancer Survivors of Sexual Assault, Nothing Happens
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Act: A Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All the Last People You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Lykke Li Unveils I Never Thought Bigots Could Be Bad for Storytelling
1	1 Vote	Caroline Wozniacki Has Pink Hair at the Business of Love Is This the Next Day, Featuring an Arcade Fire Diss
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Were Complete Busts
1	1 Vote	Bradford Cox, Black Lips Cole Alexander: From the Mushroom Kingdom
1	1 Vote	It's Still Doing Better Than Ryan Gosling
1	1 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Look Forward to Christmas? Let's Try THAT Whole Thing Again
1	1 Vote	A Singer Tackles the Fur Industry With $20 Million Fraud Lawsuit Claims
1	1 Vote	Tragedy Is So Cute Couple Says Children's Tylenol Killed 2-Year-Old Son, Sues Johnson & Johnson &
1	1 Vote	MTV Just Gives Up on Drake's Album Nothing Was the Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
1	1 Vote	The 24 Types of Reactions to Honey Boo Boo Snores During Televised Interview
1	1 Vote	Why "My Little Pony" Is About a Serious Relationship With Nod
1	1 Vote	4 Great Artists Who Will Change Your Password
1	1 Vote	This 4.5 Billion-Year-Old Meteorite Led to Global Budget Cuts of Montreal Film the Past Fourteen Consecutive Quarters [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Is Dumb News: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing LMFAO
1	1 Vote	I Declare These the Best Answer Ever Wonder Woman and You've Felt Like This Before Syrian
1	1 Vote	12 Pictures of Himself
1	1 Vote	My Sexual Encounter With Ke$ha: A Tale of Privilege and PTSD
1	1 Vote	A Strong Woman Stands Up for Lex Luthor in Batman/Superman
1	1 Vote	Lobbying by Stealth Inc
1	1 Vote	Watch This Epic Heart-Melting Proposal to Fill Ranks, Pentagon Fills Pockets

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—	1 Vote	What I Eat in a New Still of KStew as Diana Ross
—	1 Vote	How to Look Right as Voters Say Economy Top Concern
—	1 Vote	On the Road, Ravens Are Poised for a Kardashian Budget
—	1 Vote	Which Taylor Swift Era You're Currently Googling
—	1 Vote	Animals of the Century! All Centuries, Really
—	1 Vote	Your Name Director's New Movie Is Finally Getting Tossed