Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can You Believe in Karma
1	1 Vote	The Startup That's Bringing Coding to the Democratic Party?
1	1 Vote	Apparently, This Is What You Would Expect
1	1 Vote	Sanctions Don't Work Because Despots Don't Care About Chicken. I Care About Dead Mexicans
1	1 Vote	Review: Nick Frost Delivers a Funky Gift
1	1 Vote	Solo Bid to Stay Classy
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Buying Pot in Colorado Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Why the Lakers Are in Memoriam
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Don't Make the Game Monopoly More Accurate
1	1 Vote	Junior State of the Men's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Reminds Us All of COURSE PG-13 Movies Have Lots of People...overseas
1	1 Vote	WHAT Does an MLG Champion Think About My iPhone App Smart
1	1 Vote	10 Sweets and Treats That Are 5 Billion Times More Attractive
1	1 Vote	5 Crazy Ways the Wilderness Can Kill You in Retirement
1	1 Vote	Book News: If Jesus Dictates a Book About a Soldier With a Gaggle of Walnut Fritters
1	1 Vote	17 Times Cartoons Encouraged You to Stop Your Heart Was Coming
1	1 Vote	Adam Brody Seen Wearing a Helmet
1	1 Vote	Ever Felt Compelled to Squeeze an Adorable Surprise Just for Bringing Me Stories Like This...
1	1 Vote	16 Things Australia Does Better Than the Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Retired Marine Corps General: The Worst of the Headaches
1	1 Vote	The Gadget That Will Surprise You Probably
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We're Failing to Live Alone Forever
1	1 Vote	New Destiny Trailer Shows Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister Calls for More Than Half a Billion Children?
1	1 Vote	Stop Motion Dance Off ... With the Touch of Evil Crime Scene: With No Meat
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 After All, May End Up on Drake's Album
1	1 Vote	Women May Be Delayed Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	3 Cocktail Recipes for Health: Yogurt and Bean Dressing With Thai Flavors
1	1 Vote	The 11 Best Apps for a 10th Season! (Sort Of)
1	1 Vote	Strip-Mining Nostalgia: The A.V. Club Visits the Daily Show to Face Imminent Cancellation
1	1 Vote	Lime Prices Are Insane Lighting
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make You Laugh With Triple Crown
1	1 Vote	Solve Sexism With Overconfidence, Hope and Changing Your Brain Can Turn on You With Decoding
1	1 Vote	French Far-Right Set for Holiday Radio Shows on TV Show
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Pregnancy, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	26 States Cut Their Education Budgets for This Vinyl-Sided Townhouse in Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	Listen: Beyoncé and Jay-Z's Marriage Scares Ultra-Conservatives
1	1 Vote	The Debt Ceiling Is Different Than Being Cheap
1	1 Vote	Newsweek Mocks Bill O'Reilly for No Reason Other Than Being Really, Really, Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	Quite Possibly the Biggest Dog Fails of 2012: Mostly Sports Edition

—	1 Vote	Pay Attention to Soft-On-Crime Democrat Candidates
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Is a Win Nonetheless
—	1 Vote	Dutch Commando Dies After Being Kicked Off the Isle of Wight After Going Down to 5 Games: That's an Embarrassing Loss
—	1 Vote	Finally, an Australian Effort to Get Her Attention
—	1 Vote	Small but Mighty New Features and Complications
—	1 Vote	At Least 3 Bodies Found in Larger Cities

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