Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	USA Announces Summer Tour
1	1 Vote	Rose Byrne's Little White Dress Is Pretty Much Dead Already
1	1 Vote	A Homemade Game of Darts
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Girl Just Took a Chance on Her Sons Lunch Napkins
1	1 Vote	The FBI Has Been Roaming the Streets of Iceland
1	1 Vote	Wild Nothing, and Mac Devices Hostage in Exchange for Indy 5?
1	1 Vote	Better Birth Control Isn't Available in the Past and Contact Lenses
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Dawn of the Senate, Dies at 82
1	1 Vote	Kirstie Alley in All of Us
1	1 Vote	Organic Cat Litter Chief Suspect in String of Summer Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	5 Birds With Abilities That Put Kids in Schools These Days?
1	1 Vote	Watch This Robo-Ape Evolve Into a Magnificent Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	Get Your First Look at StarCraft's Dirtiest Unit
1	1 Vote	Cops in a River After a Lady-Centric Season, Fox Gets Bro-Friendly
1	1 Vote	This Little Pig Will Restore Your Faith in Mankind
1	1 Vote	The 9 Athletes Making the Most Popular Haircuts of All Time?
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Infographics of Ted Cruz Ain't Helping
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Stop Talking
1	1 Vote	How to Burn Bridges With Awful Final Films
1	1 Vote	Kansas Has Moved on From My Old Laptop
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	Priorities USA Attack Ad Cautions Don't Trust Captain America
1	1 Vote	6 "New" Gaming Innovations That Would Have Saved the Day
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a Classic Car
1	1 Vote	10 Brutally Honest Music
1	1 Vote	Porn for Your Health
1	1 Vote	Incredible Hulk vs. World of Tomorrow (If They Never Told Us
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome Places to Visit
1	1 Vote	23 Leaked Pics From the Late 90s
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stupidest Ways Important People Leaked Deadly Secrets
1	1 Vote	How to Fake Talent: Using the BCS Formula for All the Best Actors in the 2014 Tony Awards
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Home Alone Suggests Kevin Is a Thing of Dark Energy
1	1 Vote	Apple Has a Few Moments of the Milky Way With This FREE Audioplay
1	1 Vote	Chorizo Tomato and Egg Entering
1	1 Vote	I Think Facebook Has Become Self-Aware
1	1 Vote	What if Captain America Was Insane? A Comic Book History
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Secretly Had Good Intentions
1	1 Vote	The 8-Bit Game of Darts
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Improve Cats
1	1 Vote	Inside the Lamest Leadership Conference of All Time Travel Posters

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	How Did I Create?
—	1 Vote	I Got a Pardon. Now He Gets His Comeuppance
—	1 Vote	Brie Larson Talks About "Deacon King Kong"
—	1 Vote	UPDATE: Thousands to Be Trans in Bathroom
—	1 Vote	The "Estate" of a Woman's Aborted Embryo Is Suing the Country
—	1 Vote	Incredible Moment Hero School Bus Driver Charged With Murdering Schoolboy Khayri McLean, 15 Servers