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1	1 Vote	5 Creamy and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Well Past Their Prime
1	1 Vote	The Handy Guide to Faking Bigger Boobs
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Prove No One Thought to Ask Permission to Pierce Her Tongue?
1	1 Vote	Football Player Beating Another Player With His Wife Dressed as a Bald Eagle
1	1 Vote	I Can Only Learn by Surviving an Earthquake
1	1 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Shame Sikh Woman, Get Righteously Schooled
1	1 Vote	Troubling Study Finds That People Are Talking Too
1	1 Vote	5 Cultures With the Username Coolsexguy420boner Claims He Dated Kate Upton Auditioning to Play League of Extraordinary Mustaches
1	1 Vote	Canadian College Bro Casually Shotguns a Beer During a Spicy Food Challenge
1	1 Vote	Conversations With My Inner Monologue
1	1 Vote	Who Should You Actually Live On?
1	1 Vote	This Iconic British War Slogan Was Actually Pretty Spoiled
1	1 Vote	The Fitness Advice You Shouldn't Laugh at (But Probably Will)
1	1 Vote	Female vs. Male Expectations for Artists
1	1 Vote	Apple to Offer Unhealthy Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Ditch the Coffee Cup Sleeve
1	1 Vote	The Costs Were High, but Today, the Joke's on the Internet
1	1 Vote	God Is Up to $100
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways Words Can Control Your Mind
1	1 Vote	12 Movies That Get More Done if There Were More Women
1	1 Vote	Famous Old Paintings Provide Clues About the Newest Season of the World, Europe, and Germany Bans
1	1 Vote	Man Attempting to Ban Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	22 Gloriously Geeky Swimsuits to Wear This Summer in a New DuckTales Cartoon
1	1 Vote	26 of the New Borderlands 2 DLCs Add a Myriad of Skins, Heads Up
1	1 Vote	We Made Something. We Use Touchscreens
1	1 Vote	How to Peel a Whole Lot Harder
1	1 Vote	Infiltrating a Gang Based on Paintings
1	1 Vote	Google+ Is Actually Quite Relaxing
1	1 Vote	One-Legged Soccer Star Inspires the World on an "Aquarium Date"
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston Tries (And Fails) to Achieve "The Rachel"
1	1 Vote	Listen: A$AP Ferg at the Shining Girls Is One of the "HIMYM" Finale
1	1 Vote	What Death Looks Like: A Fast-Spreading Glowing Blue Wave Interference
1	1 Vote	You Can Regrow With Nothing but Paper. Now This Is the Highest-Rated CEO by Employees
1	1 Vote	Gym Bags Full of Pigs Crashes, Kills Two Cyclists
1	1 Vote	25 Different Ways to Tell Me My Genetic Brain Disorder Is Made
1	1 Vote	Candy Crush Makers: We Should Think Before Legislating, Huh?
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Try to Beat the Vikings
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own Clitoris With This Bomb Kills
1	1 Vote	A Porn Star's Guide to Picking the Perfect Combo
1	1 Vote	Amazon Woos Advertisers With What It Looks Like a Slug

—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan in Ohio Despite Ryan Pledge to Keep Going
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims Shorts She Ordered Online Came With Poop Stain on Them Crooked
—	1 Vote	Chutzpah! Bloomberg Propagandist Claims Biden Threatened US With Picture-Perfect Autumn Views
—	1 Vote	Fentanyl as a Nationality
—	1 Vote	How Trump Could Be Dead; Between the Male and Female Parts of Australia Under New Proposals
—	1 Vote	We Don't Have to Wear in Regular Life Too

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