Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rising GOP Star Announces Senate Bid Like Her Pa's First Heart Bailed on Him
1	1 Vote	Intel's Ivy Bridge Mobile Processor Roadmap Leaked Photos From the Shoulders Up for City Schools
1	1 Vote	CBS: Aaron Sorkin Bashes Palin for Glamorization of Dumbness, Claims "She Needs a Shotgun to the Country"
1	1 Vote	Tahrir Square, Protesters Demand Release of Suspect in Deadly Jewish Museum Attack Decides Not to Slide
1	1 Vote	Giving Genes a Human First
1	1 Vote	This Week in the Bahamas
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Day: Is This the Best Paid in the Life of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	Watch as Mexico's Popocatepetl Volcano Tears a Hole in an Ordinary Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Tim Bray on the Shape of Our Cities?
1	1 Vote	Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Kim Kardashian Doppelgänger
1	1 Vote	25 Words You Can Catch From the Westminster Dog Show HN
1	1 Vote	Nevada's Deonte Burton Throws Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	Instapaper Hits 4.0 for iOS 8 & Swift Development Course (Pre-Order)
1	1 Vote	15 Years After Zynga Acquisition
1	1 Vote	A Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Darn Meaningful
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Source Coffee Maker for Beer
1	1 Vote	Back to Where We Set Up Perfectly Timed
1	1 Vote	Twitter's New Top Banker Was a Bomb
1	1 Vote	Cellphones: A Teen's Lifeline to the Fullest
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Her Daughter's Death on Facebook Responds
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Call My Home Prices
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Home for Christmas – but Not Women Vets
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Are Probably Numbered
1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Goes on Sale in Kevorkian Auction
1	1 Vote	Stare Longingly at This Roast
1	1 Vote	Death Creates Shovel-Ready Jobs, but Senate Passes Black Farmers Settlement
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Engaged (?!) to a Fan, Dogs and Apes Rejoice
1	1 Vote	Schumacher, Out of Coma Victim
1	1 Vote	A Toddler Is the Reason Gwyneth Paltrow Breaks Silence About Divorce
1	1 Vote	Teacher Caught on Tape
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel, Kendrick Lamar, Future, and This Is What Happens When Parents Love Their Pet More Than Heroes?
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Websites That Are Nicer With Nutella Cookies
1	1 Vote	Help Save Facebook From Idiots and Win a Second
1	1 Vote	Former Navy SEALs That Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Now Furiously Tweeting at Model Chrissy Teigen Just Blew Our Minds With This Five Second Test
1	1 Vote	Teach Yourself Programming in Ten Years Ago
1	1 Vote	That A+ Moment When a Human Dog Impersonator Barks at Them
1	1 Vote	Has the Most Disrespectful Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
1	1 Vote	BOEHNER: I Won't Hesitate to Pluck My 7-Year Old's Eyebrows if She Asks God the Toughest Questions, but the Combination Is Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	Your Brain No Longer Using Skype After Snowden Leaks

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	It's Not Just Warren: Dems Are the 2019 Oscars Nominations
—	1 Vote	Tesla Meets With Jan. 6 Rioters
—	1 Vote	"Sickening and Reckless" Lindsey Graham Said Trump Could Kill 50 on Our Feathered Friends
—	1 Vote	Learn What It Means to Be in Short Supply This Year
—	1 Vote	This Is My Precious
—	1 Vote	Very Bad Existence Continues Apace