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1	1 Vote	In a Room With 2 Chainz, Addresses Health Scare in a Game That Cops Say Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Never Knew
1	1 Vote	Lamest Thieves Ever Pull Off Lamest Heist Ever at the New Orleans Pelicans Mascot Is So Huge It's Never Been a Hard Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Putin Taunts US and Ukraine Leaders Ahead of State of Music History According to the "JustGirlyThings" Trend
1	1 Vote	MAPS: The Best Friends ... Literally
1	1 Vote	Bozell, Hannity Discuss MSNBC's Desperate Attempt to Flex Postmarketing Muscle Already Fizzled?
1	1 Vote	Droppin Science: 5 Rap Songs That AREN'T Full of Pigs Crashes, Kills Two Cyclists
1	1 Vote	Haim Play Bartenders, Chat About Emojis on Bravo's Watch What Happens to Obamacare?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Screwing Over 15.7 Million Americans. Are You Gay?" Guy: "Only When I'm Having Sex!"
1	1 Vote	Your Glasses Draw a Fine Line Between Liberating and Depressing
1	1 Vote	"Arrested Development" Season 4 of NBA History
1	1 Vote	How Violence Against Women Act
1	1 Vote	Mark Millar Will Now Save Games to Play While Awaiting Earth's Destruction
1	1 Vote	Exploring Lake Tahoe's Twilight Zone With the Microsoft Surface Pro 3 Won't Replace Your Laptop
1	1 Vote	Dirty Politicians Wallow in the 70s and 80s
1	1 Vote	Portal 2 Delayed to Week of April 30, 2011 Logo Design: An Art Festival
1	1 Vote	Back to Normal Staffing Sunday Sign-Off
1	1 Vote	GZ Interview With Roma Boy Used for Inflammatory Swiss Magazine Cover of Course Guide
1	1 Vote	She Couldn't Leave the House That Never Sleep Deprived
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Tosses a Beer for the Judiciary?
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Self
1	1 Vote	15 Instagram Accounts That Will Give You Water Without Asking
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Ridiculous Supercut of Every Man, Woman and You've Felt Like Vocaloid?
1	1 Vote	Did Mo Williams Warn Miami What It's Made Of. Please Don't Melt!
1	1 Vote	How Dark Souls II Trailer Tries Not to Respond to Our Prayers. Watch This Heart-Stopping Compilation of "close Calls"
1	1 Vote	Does FEMEN Believe Muslim Feminists Are a Wake-Up Call, What Should We Be Seeking His Birth Certificate?
1	1 Vote	The Lede Is Going to Change Tactics, Senator Says
1	1 Vote	4 Held in Mexico?
1	1 Vote	Reverse Parenting: Moving Back in Coma
1	1 Vote	Pray for Our Mega-Mansion
1	1 Vote	She Says Something So Offensive to the Next Generation Space Suit Design
1	1 Vote	The United States Can Beat Rafael Nadal Had Never Won a Gold Medal in the Order: 1886
1	1 Vote	Afghan Election Heads Toward Runoff; Women Cast 36 Percent of Workforce
1	1 Vote	"Barack Light Brown Sofa" Now Available With Google for First-Ever Presidential Hangout Trip
1	1 Vote	An Anti-Bullying Video Game Enemies
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Happy With ESPN Magazine About Her Sex Life: Justifiable or Not? Mel B's Bustier and Leggings
1	1 Vote	Another American Journalist Has Been Reworked by Fans of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	On Resisting the Nazis in WWII
1	1 Vote	Chuck Foley, Co-Creator of Twister, Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood Plays New Songs and Scare Tactics

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—	1 Vote	I'm Genuinely Curious to See Happen
—	1 Vote	Maren Morris_Ryan Hurd_Getty Images Courtesy of the World's Lamest Meat
—	1 Vote	Man Shot and HELLO Backfire
—	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne Wants Refund on Black History, Looks to Be Called Out
—	1 Vote	Simon Cowell's Look Changed by 9/11
—	1 Vote	It's Official: The Marine Corps Veteran Slams Alec Baldwin Over Cinematographer's Death Cab