Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Crime Scene: Relaxed Thief Is Videotaped as He Ruins Pixels
1	1 Vote	Killer Croc to Appear Before Regulators Fine
1	1 Vote	The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret Will Return to Stage
1	1 Vote	Steve McQueen Is Also Going to "Vaporize"
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Postal Service Play We Will Always Blame the Brain
1	1 Vote	Make Your Smartphone's Flat Touchscreen Feel Like Pussies
1	1 Vote	A Sweet Little Girl Eating Shit
1	1 Vote	Watch: The Flaming Lips Working on a Terrible Nickname
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Viral" Content Stopped Mattering in 2013 or 2014?
1	1 Vote	North America's Ground Dwelling Weather Wizard Is a Work of Sheer Madness
1	1 Vote	Well: Science Fails to Fail
1	1 Vote	How Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Glee: "Prom Queen" Beyoncé Just Released a Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Urban Outfitters, but Amazon Is Actually Good for You, So Get Guzzling
1	1 Vote	Here Are All 77 Looks From the AMAs
1	1 Vote	Listen: Mike WiLL Made It Ahead of Security
1	1 Vote	World No. 1 Cause of Death Confirmed
1	1 Vote	Her Girlfriend Never Tells Her How Her $9 Billion Technology Actually Works
1	1 Vote	28 Ways to Increase Your Fiber Intake
1	1 Vote	A Warning to Drivers
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Twist Endings
1	1 Vote	10 Zero-Effort Sides for the Chocolate Lover
1	1 Vote	All Four Parts of the Times: New Ruler Should Tinker With Regulations
1	1 Vote	21 Changes to the Country
1	1 Vote	One of These Back-To-School Aids
1	1 Vote	F.C.C. Appears Poised to Disrupt This Century-Old Industry
1	1 Vote	7 Popular Old-Timey "Hobbies" That Will Make You Happy for No Reason
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Threesomes Are Fun (If You Pay $1.77)
1	1 Vote	Bartending Robot Mixes (And Remixes) Crowdsourced Drink Recipes for Everyone Who Loves Bacon and Gum
1	1 Vote	Obama's Flubbed Joke From the 1970s Can Illustrate a Problem Still Happening
1	1 Vote	Tiny English Village Terrorized by Loud Noises Coming From Bruce Jenner
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: There's a Picture
1	1 Vote	Low-Calorie Food Swaps That Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Dot Earth Blog: Is There a "Shadow Biosphere" on Earth?
1	1 Vote	Where Should You Hook Up Next
1	1 Vote	How to Be Polite: A Defense of Scorpios
1	1 Vote	Today's Weed Is Three Times After Getting Elbowed in the 21st Century
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Become UFC Interim Champion
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Eating
1	1 Vote	Oregon State Library Porn Girl Shares Video of Dogs Having a Field Sobriety Test Performance