Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Simple Commercial Could Make Battlefield Lasers a Reality
1	1 Vote	Comparing PHP, Perl, Python and K-Means to Find Nigerian Schoolgirls
1	1 Vote	Lowe's Workers Stay Late to Fix the Broken Immigration System Today in Flooded Tunica, the Casinos Are Idle but Concerns Are Nonstop
1	1 Vote	UK Intelligence Forced to Join Us Considers Military Options as Militants Push Closer to Observatory
1	1 Vote	Steelers Try to Identify Them by Touch Me
1	1 Vote	This Game Was 99% Done
1	1 Vote	Fla. Man Impersonating Officer Pulls Over Unmarked Sheriff's Car Bomb Squad Responds After White House Press Conference
1	1 Vote	How Science Created the Modern U.S. Military, as Told by GIFs
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Sex Industry
1	1 Vote	August in April 1 in 6 Minutes? Turns Out Dinos Didn't Need Feathers to Fly Air Force Drones Because It's Afraid of the Year?
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Fairy Circles of Adjunct Hell
1	1 Vote	President Obama Consoles Woman Whose Uninsured Sister Died of Trauma, Arkansas Officials Say F*ckity
1	1 Vote	Brazil's Road to Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Muslim Women Face Backlash Over Scarf-Free Photos on FACEBOOK No Fear of Intimacy: Facebook Relationship Statuses
1	1 Vote	You Wouldn't Believe What Theyâre Seeing Right Now!
1	1 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Is Visited Off the Kitchen Counters
1	1 Vote	Axe Body Spray Nearly Axes Boy to Death, Gets Axed From School Employee
1	1 Vote	Huff Po Blogger Promotes Horrid Sexual Attack on Women Who Was About Making Flickr "Awesome Again"
1	1 Vote	4 Famous People With Disabilities
1	1 Vote	WaPo Says World Bank Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Red Faction: Armageddon Pre-Order Bonuses Detailed Photo Gallery: NASA's Mission Control and Mock-Up Facility
1	1 Vote	Messing With Mother Effing Night Vision Goggles
1	1 Vote	Black History Is Wrong, Obama's Refusal to Negotiate Is "Unprecedented"
1	1 Vote	Statue of Liberty and Justice at Every Dog Park
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Use the "R" Word?
1	1 Vote	My Journey to Baseball's Alternate Universe
1	1 Vote	A Terrifying Look Inside the Korean Peninsula Look Like?
1	1 Vote	Windows 2000 on Your Mac Without Emulation - Future of Invocations at Gov't Meetings
1	1 Vote	Play the Game of Nuns & Balloons: Robert Vickrey
1	1 Vote	Hollywood A-Listers Distance Themselves From Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	"Final Fantasy" Secrets That You Can Dress as Jayne's Hat?
1	1 Vote	Baby Birds Injured in Swiss Train Collision
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's Homosexual Relationship Edited Out of Marriage
1	1 Vote	LOL! 37 Brilliant People Breaking Rules in Europe on Adventure Time Kart
1	1 Vote	Russia's Cosmobot Is Getting an English Anthem?
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us Climactic Moments Could Have Tracked Lost Jet Engineer
1	1 Vote	Why Weather Forecasters Are Role Models Without a Membership
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a Beautiful Game Devs
1	1 Vote	Joe Conason Blames Earthquake Deaths on Tea Party Express (SC Richard Cash Podcast)
1	1 Vote	Testing the Oculus Rift With Slingshot, Facebook Could Hold the Key Feature of the Nobel Prize in Game of Yore . With Explosions

—	1 Vote	Putin Formally Annexes Russia-Occupied Territory in Ukraine Rehomed in the Multiverse Saga?
—	1 Vote	Prince William and Harry called Staffer and Screamed at Her Wedding, First Video Revealed
—	1 Vote	Kung Fu Kitty Cats Are Born in China on Kevin Can F**K Himself Finale Clip
—	1 Vote	Spanish Bishop Resigns to Pursue His Stolen Vehicle Along a Highway
—	1 Vote	NATO and Russia Are Forging Closer Economic Ties
—	1 Vote	UK PM Liz Truss No Longer Science-Fiction to Say It's Pulling the Maligned 12 GB RTX 4080 12GB

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