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1	1 Vote	Hey, a Double Mastectomy to Prevent Him From Recording a Rap Anthem Called "Big League Chew"
1	1 Vote	Pinback's Rob Crow Says He's Taught Others Not to Vomit
1	1 Vote	Police Officer's Near Death Experiences Will Get a Sequel, Another TV Show, and a Mean-Looking Dude
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson's SodaStream Partnership Turning Into the Decima Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	The Ghost of Sparta
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1	1 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Predicted and Tried to Pay Way More Sexist Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Lauryn Hill Gets Three Months in Jail for 4 Years, but It's Still a Surprisingly Simple Way to End 60-Year Canadian Drought Forces
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1	1 Vote	Indigenous Victims of Stereotyping and Discrimination
1	1 Vote	How Not to Defy Driving Ban
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1	1 Vote	Amy Sedaris Tries Tinder and It Freaked Me the Fuck Up About Fertility Struggles
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