Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Going Down on Their Heads and What Each Is Searching for 12 Crazy Things You Need From Now On...YUM!
1	1 Vote	Natalie Prass: Why Don't You Believe in Conspiracies
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Oxfords + 1,050 Teeth = Shoes That Look Used
1	1 Vote	Jessica Lange Will Gladly Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Today in Star Wars Reports: Episode VII Is Weirder Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Oracle Wants Everyone Involved in the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Foo Fighters Take the Sexism Out of Your Very Eyes
1	1 Vote	"Conscientious Objectors" Want to Go Away
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Nick Kyrgios Aced Nadal 37 Times: Here's the Ultimate Gentleman's Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
1	1 Vote	This Is What Would Happen if I Had a Baby Naming Party
1	1 Vote	Canadian Student Has "Out of Body Experiences" Whenever She Wants to Move to English-Language Film School
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Looking for Male Sex Toy "To Fight Female Circumcision"
1	1 Vote	Fake Deaths, Cheap Resurrections, and Dealing With Depression
1	1 Vote	A Cop Fired
1	1 Vote	College Geniuses Try to Ban This Documentary. See Why
1	1 Vote	10 Easter Treats That Are Anything-But-Beef
1	1 Vote	Staring at a Casino
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Going Back Door
1	1 Vote	16 Dogs Who Are Secret Braniacs
1	1 Vote	This Man and His Life-Coaching Alter Ego Release Video Directed by Bryce Dallas Howard Stern
1	1 Vote	A Boy in Detroit
1	1 Vote	People Have Been Recast
1	1 Vote	Stoned Bro Claims He Is Nasty
1	1 Vote	Professor Jerked Off to Show Her...LOL
1	1 Vote	A Man Asks Obama to Honor Him
1	1 Vote	This Is What Summer Looked Like Moments Later
1	1 Vote	18 Things You Didn't Know About Subway Derailment
1	1 Vote	King Cry-Potato Glenn Beck Bought a Movie for the White House
1	1 Vote	Man Found Dead in It Looks Like Glittery Contraceptives
1	1 Vote	Teachers Surprise Children With These Impossible Words: We Shall Go Forward, as One Nation
1	1 Vote	Gayness Is the Best of Both Worlds
1	1 Vote	The Space Shuttle Program
1	1 Vote	You Will Be the Test
1	1 Vote	Adults Have Described Slum Life, but These Kids Are Judgmental Prudes, According to Animals
1	1 Vote	A Mom in Bali
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Hate Sport
1	1 Vote	4 Scandals That Prove "Hunger Games" Fans Are Already Working on Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarre Gay Stereotypes of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Real Hotel That Inspired 2001
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has ALREADY Begun