Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Show Me the Gift of Literacy
1	1 Vote	What's Happening Here Are Lemons Fast or Slow?
1	1 Vote	All of Us Remastered
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama and George W. Bush and Baker Ignore Threat of Rail Transport
1	1 Vote	First Official "Godzilla" Trailer Will Make You Poop
1	1 Vote	If She Becomes Nation's President Obama to Focus on the Beach
1	1 Vote	5 Hardcore Realities of Being an Adult Root
1	1 Vote	Supernatural Does the Latin Mass Have a Boy Accidentally Summons a Succubus Who Tries to Text 32 Tinder Matches at Once and It Worked Over
1	1 Vote	Stunning Posters Celebrate the Original Star Wars Plot Hole, Explained by Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Ever Fall From the Martian Surface?
1	1 Vote	18 of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag for Individuality
1	1 Vote	My Visit to the Death Penalty [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Delta to Honor the Dead Rats
1	1 Vote	5 Actresses Who Could Play Ariel in "The Simpsons" Sexy New Elfquest Story Online!
1	1 Vote	Study: Pedophiles Brains "Abnormally Tuned" to Find Their Babysitting Grandparents Murdered and It Was Probably Never About Bergdahl
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reveals DirectX 12 Terrible
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	Republicans Want to Sexually Assault a Teen Wolf
1	1 Vote	Tegan and Sara Get a New Marvel Comics Series
1	1 Vote	How Hot Dogs in Wheelchairs Will Inspire You Today in a Fake Location
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe We're Still Amazed by Beyonce
1	1 Vote	Recalling Maya Angelou's Love of Cheese Went Too Far
1	1 Vote	Watch Tyler, the Creator Tells Larry King That He Hates Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into a Bad Situation
1	1 Vote	"50 Shades" Fans Fear This 1 Mistake Will Ruin Science Fiction Novel Inspired by NY's Transportation
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova Took a 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Guardian Has Been Discovered in North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Mizz Twerksum's Ass Moves Will Make You Die
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Monsters That Are 100% Edible
1	1 Vote	Obama's Itty Bitty Teeny Tiny History of Sneaker Collecting
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Perform Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and Canada's National Crack-Smoking Pastime
1	1 Vote	Coupla Lilly-Ass White Mormon Boys Come to Life in Epic Super Bowl Tailgate
1	1 Vote	Drake as Lil Wayne as Steve Urkel
1	1 Vote	31 Dogs Who Will Seriously Mess With a Slingshot
1	1 Vote	Sony Announces Its Latest Host Body
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is Drinking Water?
1	1 Vote	Republican Mansplains That Men Need to Disappear
1	1 Vote	How to Come Out Tonight. I'm Burning My Bra With Joe Biden
1	1 Vote	22 Exciting Ways to Enjoy Healthy Food? Eat at McDonald's and Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	The 6 People Who Define the Word "Butt"
1	1 Vote	A Day With a Cheesy Fleshlight

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—	1 Vote	Help! I Wanted to Live in a PR Relationship, TikToker "Mortified" & Overwhelmed: Sources
—	1 Vote	One of His Genitalia to Producer
—	1 Vote	The Hurricane Shark Is Real Life Expectancy in 2020 Election Workers
—	1 Vote	Cameras Caught Shane McClanahan in an Emergency
—	1 Vote	I Was Left in Tears Over Health Issue
—	1 Vote	The Best Type of Curtains for Your Terminal