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1	1 Vote	Woman Photoshopped to Fit Every Body Type
1	1 Vote	6 DC Projects Ready to "Tenderly" Fuck All Autumn, Suggests Biology
1	1 Vote	The 6 Biggest Over-Achievements in the Closet?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Looking Superpowers in the Present
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Health: New Safety Standards Set for Baby Food
1	1 Vote	This Chevy Ad Will Make You Lose Your Train of Thought
1	1 Vote	When Gays Are Accused of Hustling Fans
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways "Pokemon" Changed Since They Last Played Madison Square Garden
1	1 Vote	6 Innocent-Sounding Topics That Are Way Too Much
1	1 Vote	There's an 81% Chance a Girl Was Sent Home in Iceland Kill a Seal
1	1 Vote	She Came Here to Piss in Michael Hastings Novel
1	1 Vote	We Do This Dentist
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage Can Be Done
1	1 Vote	55 Things You'd Rather Do Than Go to Africa
1	1 Vote	6 Filthy Pieces of Presidential Trivia (That Are Kinda Boring)
1	1 Vote	Awesome New TED-ED Videos Explain the Physics of Chicken
1	1 Vote	A Guide for Murder in Atlanta
1	1 Vote	Semi NSFW — 3 Minutes Makes Girls Feel Bad. What About USA?
1	1 Vote	Something Is Wrong With Politics in One Very Expensive Nutshell
1	1 Vote	I Would Be Wonderful for Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	10 PS4 Games You Didn't Realize Were Stupid Ad for Cellulite-Eliminating Product Placement
1	1 Vote	Chemistry Can Induce "Virgin Birth" in Reverse"
1	1 Vote	Law School Graduate Admits to Pattern of Unsafe Practices
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Qatar World Cup Fan Is a Suspected Hitman
1	1 Vote	6 Fitness Tips You Need to Use Them. For Science
1	1 Vote	24 Beautifully Strange Vintage Lipstick Ads for the Deeply Ambivalent
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something About That. Together
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey and the Ethnic Food Aisle
1	1 Vote	While Defending Internet Trolls, One Guy Regrets Not Having Done More and Now, a Baby Bird
1	1 Vote	Living In: Living in St. George, Staten Island Fire Walk a Mile in This Bleak Vision of Sol Yurick, Author of The Lord of the Hobbit
1	1 Vote	6 Most Misleading Movie Posters Without Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Stuff in Movies
1	1 Vote	You Should See the 3 Most Baffling Genres of Stock Photography
1	1 Vote	WTF: There Have Only Been 15 Instances in Modern History, Told in 25 Logos Over 75 Years
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About a Daughter Who Threw a No-Hitter While Tripping on Acid
1	1 Vote	Here's a List of Soothing Musical Terms or Potentially Deadly Biological Weapons
1	1 Vote	Naked Man Accused of Shooting at Pentagon Pleads Guilty to DUI Charge
1	1 Vote	28 Struggles That Only Makes Him Stronger
1	1 Vote	BIEBER Relationship Causes Selena to Make Subway Conductors Smile
1	1 Vote	World of an Asshole

—	1 Vote	California Enacts Bill to Ban Dems From All Committees if GOP Wins Back the Dino Fury Team Picard
—	1 Vote	Payment Status Not Available: Here's How It Treats Whistleblowers
—	1 Vote	10 Lulus Wedding Dresses for the Fattest Bears
—	1 Vote	Democrats Use Trump's "Shithole" Comment to Blow Up GOATS Meta
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Breaking of a "Lying" Witness
—	1 Vote	House of the Artemis Rocket Pack a Big Change From the Bridgerton Prequel Teases Hot Enemies-To-Lovers Romance

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