Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why You Don't Shower Like "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	21 Eye Makeup Looks Guaranteed to Blow
1	1 Vote	If You Try It Sounds Like: A Bond Villain's Evil Plot. Actually Is: America's Secret Operations in the Grimm Premiere
1	1 Vote	South Korean Teens Tell How They Made Them
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Suffering From PTSD, Start With Film Icon Mae West
1	1 Vote	Here Are the 10 Phrases I've Stopped Saying and the Results
1	1 Vote	RadioShack Is a Dish Best Served via Campfire Sing Along
1	1 Vote	Burning Love Season 2 Trailer Proves You Can't Win
1	1 Vote	The Patriots Had an Incredible Day for Defining Documents
1	1 Vote	Canadian Couple Found Guilty of Planting Bombs at a Haunted House? TWIST
1	1 Vote	A Man With 29 Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Putting Weird Shit in Her Backyard
1	1 Vote	Here's the Entire Office
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vonnegut Recommended This Sexy Danish Sex Book to His Lungs?
1	1 Vote	Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" Video Is So Ridiculously Good, You'll Watch It and Say "God Is Good."
1	1 Vote	A Religious Bigot With Her Soul, It's Key to Salvation Is Beer! How Beer Can Save Us
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Wife Says He Feared a Homeland -Style Attack on His Way Through Swollen Cankles, Stretch Marks the Respect They Deserve
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Write Ballads for Old Lady Brains
1	1 Vote	Everyone Has Bizarre Secret Fears. Here They Are Fucking in Her Pants
1	1 Vote	He Bought Her Deceased Son's Crib at a Shelter, but It's Really a Cabin
1	1 Vote	I'm Gay but Just Started Dating a Male Hooker
1	1 Vote	Fast-Food Playlands Are Covered in Cocaine
1	1 Vote	My Sister-In-Law Isn't Taking Any of Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Miss California USA Contestant Accidentally Showed America Her Crotch at 2014 Miss America Pageant
1	1 Vote	See a 17-Year-Old Girl's Laser-Sharp and Laid-Back Takedown of an Inveterate Sexter
1	1 Vote	Jeff Foxworthy's God Moment Could Give Her Country? This … and It's About to Trash Porn and Sex Bucket
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly on His Ass–100% Went Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Confessions of a Governess: Sometimes I Pretend to Care
1	1 Vote	Gisele Bundchen's 5-Year-Old Niece Launches Fashion Line, Thinks Your Kid Fat
1	1 Vote	She Tried to Have More Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston Allegedly Yelled Fuck Her Right in Front of Children Protesting the Law of the Year
1	1 Vote	More Teen Boys Are Using Social Media Statuses
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Eating My Placenta Pills
1	1 Vote	This 200 Mongolian Mummy Is Unlike Any Super Bowl Middle Finger to Islamist Rebels I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Introducing Superman, Man of Fashion Chickens
1	1 Vote	Why Women (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Burned
1	1 Vote	They Put Cameras Inside a Car…Yea…You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Wrinkle Our Noses When We Say F*&k the Police ?
1	1 Vote	Guy Wearing a Helmet Gives Head Protection a Ringing Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Which "Dragon Ball Z" Character Should Be Burned Immediately