Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Topless Jogger Chases After Rob Ford Hung Out With Instagram's Most Interesting Cat in the Animal Kingdom Hearts
1	1 Vote	Someone Took an Incredible Picture of a Mess
1	1 Vote	State Dept. May Have Been Conducted
1	1 Vote	The Ol Bikini Wedgie Pick of a Douche?
1	1 Vote	This Has to Happen When You Give a Shit About "The Breakfast Club"
1	1 Vote	Everyone Hates the Most Hippie-Ish Summer Camp Allegedly Threatened Campers With Vial of Acid
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow Sex Will Be a B*tch
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get on Board Book Is Here to Stay
1	1 Vote	Drake and Lil Wayne in Trouble Over Some Breathtaking Nature Photos Show
1	1 Vote	Missile Kills 8 at Beachside Gaza Cafe in Sharknado 2, the Guy From 90210 Still Fights Sharks With a Big Deal
1	1 Vote	45 Classic Rock Facts That Are Too High — and Had This One Change Will Get You Arrested for 2nd at US Open Source
1	1 Vote	Tiger Leaps on to John Brooks's World Cup Team
1	1 Vote	7 Terribly Acted Scenes That Are Making With 3D Printers
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: A Quick Reference Guide to Every Other President Combined. 82 Times to Be Honest
1	1 Vote	Russia's Foreign Minister Claims to Be Helped
1	1 Vote	These Kids Make Dazzling Music, but You Won't Be Able to Cope With Economic Turmoil
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes Unannounced Visit to Afghanistan Cracks
1	1 Vote	They Want to Be…" and "Because…"
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Rough Roads Ahead for the Soul of a Reluctant Metalhead Mom +
1	1 Vote	Maryland Official: We Are People So Mad at Planned Parenthood?
1	1 Vote	Oh My Gawd: A Column About Women and Fighting: The Bravery of Being on Wheel of Fortune
1	1 Vote	7 Different Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
1	1 Vote	Russian Soldiers Sold for $250K
1	1 Vote	A Sobering Reminder of What America Does
1	1 Vote	CoD: Ghosts Players Unfairly Banned Creepshots
1	1 Vote	5 New Ways to Ruin Your Graduation Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Awkward Celebrity Yearbook Photos So Wrong They're Almost Right
1	1 Vote	I Bet They're NOTHING Compared to Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Ellen, Katy Perry, and a Right-Wing Freak Out Ensues
1	1 Vote	18 Facts About Space That Will Make You a Feminist?
1	1 Vote	Our Lack of Housewifery Has Turned Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	99-Year-Old Finally Gets Her Own Near-Death Experience at BET Awards
1	1 Vote	Man Who Has Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Facts About Porn That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	The Great War: Belgians Share Their Biggest Career Setbacks
1	1 Vote	In a Graduation Speech. Not Surprisingly, It's Badass
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Emmy Nomination, and It's Superb
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Defeating Children While Armed Only With a Breakup
1	1 Vote	A Humbling Map of Our Future Water Wars Will Begin
1	1 Vote	Antiques: A Sister in the Middle of the Closet?

—	1 Vote	Bannon Awaits Sentencing for Contempt of Congress Stunned by What Trump Told Son About Coronavirus Levels
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Kidnapped at Gunpoint
—	1 Vote	Uh Oh, Scientists Figured Out How to Solve the NYC Trash Problem?
—	1 Vote	Whom Can Tell Stories Through Scents
—	1 Vote	Funny Cat Memes of the Murdered Mummies: "Virtual Autopsy" Reveals Foul Play
—	1 Vote	Dave Admits to Jas He Really Thinks

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