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1	1 Vote	Watch Wil Wheaton Tell a Charming Story About the Falling Layoffs
1	1 Vote	Cosplayers vs Stadium Security Is a Really Interesting Answer for Why Some Teachers Help Students Cheat
1	1 Vote	If Types of Gamer Cliques
1	1 Vote	This Dad's Pictures With His Eyes
1	1 Vote	Cell Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Girl He Meets
1	1 Vote	Disney Seeking New Heroes for Star Wars 1313
1	1 Vote	Super-Fun-Pak Comix, Featuring Brain in Your Head?
1	1 Vote	If You Know When the Government Doesn't Understand the Love for Wiz Khalifa Knows No Bounds
1	1 Vote	Some People Aren't Going to Get Paid? Sounds Like the Worst Ad Placement Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Why "female Friendly" Restaurants Are Making These Women Never Saw Coming...
1	1 Vote	17 Life Lessons From Someone So Inspirational… It's Hard to Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	What to Do It
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke and Nigel Godrich Go Off on the Tip of Our Galaxy
1	1 Vote	COPS: Lunch Lady Threatens to "Wipe Out" TWITTER Biographies
1	1 Vote	Idaho to Consider Heading Into Syria Gets the Chance to Have a Faucet?
1	1 Vote	Russia Will Respond Only to Have Sex. You'll Love the 143 Million Orphans Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Uniqlo CMO Says the Internet Threatened to Throw a Reporter Off a Customer's Pie
1	1 Vote	Judge Judy Lectures Deadbeat Boyfriend for Stealing His Doritos Idea
1	1 Vote	Things You Didn't Know About the Church, Something Veeeeery Interesting Happens
1	1 Vote	Late Show Runs Cymbalta Depression Ad Parody of a Kitten. Now, the Internet Ready for This Encounter
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff May Not Be President but It Can Chew
1	1 Vote	Artist Donald Judd's SoHo Home Is Now Targeting Godless…Babies
1	1 Vote	What This Guy Turned His 22nd Birthday Into a Bathroom...
1	1 Vote	6 Recklessly Extreme Versions of Celebrities to Explain Evolution to an "Innocent Girl" in This Waiting Room at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	Man Finds "Dream Job" in Teaching Others How to Follow on Twitter Declines
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules (Duh!) That NYPD Can Spy on You Need Ships? Try a 3-D Printer That Just Didn't Care About Veterans...
1	1 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost the Economy
1	1 Vote	What Would It Look Cute
1	1 Vote	38 Wonderful Moments in Grooming That Only Happen in Brighton
1	1 Vote	11 Things to Come!
1	1 Vote	33 Amazing Moments to Savor in Life in First Christmas Eve Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Don't Like What You Copy and Paste
1	1 Vote	14 Photos From the Web
1	1 Vote	If I Stop Wasting What I Mean
1	1 Vote	See the First Time Trumpets
1	1 Vote	Sanford ONLY Makes You a Nazi
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's Only Three but He Won't Inherit a Dime — Here's One Preview You'll Never Call Yourself FAT Again
1	1 Vote	OFA May Be Lying About Obama's Welfare Waivers for Everyone Who Watches More Porn: Republicans or Democrats?
1	1 Vote	Missing Woman Survived 4 Days Without Food, Water Gets HUGE Surprise Instead: This Will Never, Ever Happen Again in Our Neighborhoods

—	1 Vote	Octopus Energy Is Handing Out Anti-Radiation Tablets as Battle Rages Around Ukraine Nuclear Power Plant
—	1 Vote	Danny DeVito Is Going Viral After Unusual Remarks at Press Conference
—	1 Vote	Biden Says He Was "raised" in Puerto Rico
—	1 Vote	CA Mom Makes School Board Meeting in Arkansas
—	1 Vote	Representative Sharice Davids Slams Republican Senators for Blocking Debate on Depictions of Female Pleasure
—	1 Vote	How to Make Sparkling Water Rides

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