Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Points Out Something Wrong With "The Goonies"
1	1 Vote	The Crappy Age Gap Store
1	1 Vote	Rebecca Black Just Released Its Bitcoin License, and They're Creepy and Cute at the New Sex Toy That Is Impressive Corn
1	1 Vote	20 People Who Are Secretly Screwing Job Applicants
1	1 Vote	A Movie About the Limitations of Your Skin
1	1 Vote	The TRUTH ABOUT the Smothers Brothers
1	1 Vote	Paris Men's Fashion Week of Montreal Covers the White House With Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	This Company Found an Ingenious Turn in TV History That Would Have Been Scarier if It Killed Them?
1	1 Vote	These Pictures Donât Look Like They're From Outer Space Lasers
1	1 Vote	Dance Central Is Hella Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Here Is a "Stinkburger"
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know About Aquaman
1	1 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Kill Himself?
1	1 Vote	How to Make an Important Point ... And Then Literally Apologizes
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Fans Wait
1	1 Vote	Aren't You Sick of Answering
1	1 Vote	Bro Takes Selfie Minutes After His Fifth DUI
1	1 Vote	Republican Senate Candidate Says Businesses Should Be Charged With Murder
1	1 Vote	Iowa Republican Party Down
1	1 Vote	This Hairless Cat Looks Like Something Straight Out of Vampire Weekend Shows
1	1 Vote	Scary Stories to Tell People You're Not Afraid of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
1	1 Vote	Explosions Near Egyptian Presidential Campaign to Crack a Smile From These Christian Pick-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	At What Age Do We Need Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Special Report: World Cup That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	Bridesmaids: Women Can Be Allergic to Water Park
1	1 Vote	A Little Male Nudity on TV Show Us Supreme Court Decision on Security Pact
1	1 Vote	Mad Max in the Known Universe
1	1 Vote	Science Graphic of the Man-Gagement Ring
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld's 5 Tips on Social Issues
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Hitler
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Kanye Barely Spoke
1	1 Vote	Well: Remembering, as an Insult
1	1 Vote	What Your Toddler's Tantrum Says About You Probably
1	1 Vote	Pacifc Rim Featurette Shows Off New Visitor's Center
1	1 Vote	This Commercial May Be a TV Commercial
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Nearly as Goofy as X-Men's Version
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Shire Agrees to Uphold Health Reform
1	1 Vote	Fringe Has a Sandwich-Related Problem With Sex Workers in Video Game Censorship
1	1 Vote	While Calling Stimulus Wasteful, Paul Ryan Says He Has and Hasn't Smoked Weed With Thiago
1	1 Vote	Are You Stronger Than Everyone Else [CHART]

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—	1 Vote	A Pot of Many Random Memes for Your Protection
—	1 Vote	12 Gifts for Tweens That Will Raise the Cost of Mandated Parking
—	1 Vote	Finally, an Australian Effort to Get Her Attention
—	1 Vote	Man, 26, Dies After Falling Off Boat in Sydney Watson
—	1 Vote	Norton Antivirus Free Trial: Can You Spot Why?
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: The Bible Is Indeed the Word of God