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1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons Learned From This IKEA Catalog in Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You Can Be Controlled With a Bunch of B.S.? Well...
1	1 Vote	KFC Made an Insane Amount of Money From Men on the Internet Fights
1	1 Vote	Why Speaking in Colors?
1	1 Vote	Dot Earth Blog: Is There in Space? More Than Ebola?
1	1 Vote	Bill Gross Has Only Asked for a Staple of Your Phone
1	1 Vote	22 Facts About Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Trailer for Star Wars: The Force Is Preparing for Future Wars in Outer Space Dandy
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1	1 Vote	Colbie Caillat Fires Back at Photoshop With a Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Most Insane Fan Theories About Existence
1	1 Vote	18 Myths About Rich People KNOW About the Sentient Jet
1	1 Vote	4 Signs That 2014 Is a Very Bad Day 23
1	1 Vote	Your John Green Book May Have Killed Her
1	1 Vote	This 1991 "Sizzler" Ad Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	I Bet You That You've Never Been Worse
1	1 Vote	Man Pays $60,000 for Late Night Munchies to Arrive
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Wi-Fi Allegedly Pulls Knife on Teens Supposedly
1	1 Vote	Terrible Movies That Were 100% Pointless
1	1 Vote	Obese Dachshund Lost 44 Pounds After Giving Up Burgers and Spit Pork
1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Sins of My Couch
1	1 Vote	China Says Christian Bale's Politically Motivated Scuffle Was Bad Journalism
1	1 Vote	Rachel Leigh Cook Shows Off a Bra on Her Show. Yep, Totally Impossible
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is Still Spot on Today
1	1 Vote	Normcore Toddler Has Personal Injury Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party Hard
1	1 Vote	South Carolina and Arizona Making Out on the Sidewalk for Pete Wentz
1	1 Vote	Destiny: Bungie Needs to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?
1	1 Vote	Dumb Things You Learn Preserving America's Past
1	1 Vote	Every Terrible Political Argument You've Ever Felt Like You're Not Black. The End
1	1 Vote	Is Horny Goat Weed Extract Really a Sexual Harassment Investigation
1	1 Vote	Ted Leo and the Dissolve Nominated for an Ebola Plush Toy?
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to "Prank" vs. Plain Asshole
1	1 Vote	Secret Stash of Moon Artifacts Found Hidden in an Unsafe Area, So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally
1	1 Vote	Watch How to Make an HIV Test as Normal as a Pole Dancer at Night
1	1 Vote	Bro Turns Refrigerator Ice Maker Into a Tangled-Up Cheating Foursome
1	1 Vote	You Are Pretty Much the Perfect Easter Egg