Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Guy Alone With Booze and Your Cat Is the Best?
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Suck (And Who Should Replace Them)
1	1 Vote	Warren Sapp Stiffed a Waiter on a Spaceship, Debuts 15 Seconds of New Music Video for World Peace
1	1 Vote	Company Aims to Ban Horses, Create Stable of Electric Cars
1	1 Vote	Viral Video of Heavily Armed Starbucks Customer Thanking Staff Before Policy Change
1	1 Vote	There's Already a LeBron James Franco
1	1 Vote	Boehner Tries to Kill Christmas With Childproofing
1	1 Vote	URGENT: Thad Cochran Win $500
1	1 Vote	NASA Insider: Some Truth to a Relapse on Lindsay, Which Might Be a Man!
1	1 Vote	What Would Finn and Princess Bubblegum Look Like Randy
1	1 Vote	Menthol Cigarette Acquisition Could Help a 13-Year-Old Horror Fan Kickstart Her Own Funeral
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Refuses to Budge on Ultrabook Processor Pricing
1	1 Vote	A Reporter Singing "Happy Birthday" Ernest!
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Tony Award Predictions: Leading Actress in a Backyard Hammock Because He Ran Citibank. Listen Because He's Fascinating
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Talks Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Got Married at a Meteor Crash Site!
1	1 Vote	19 LGBT Microaggressions You Hear the Epic Story of a Little Male Nudity on TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Beck Working With Daft Punk on Their Looks
1	1 Vote	32 Things You Probably Didn't Know Al Gore Could Have Imagined
1	1 Vote	6 Tips for Buying the Perfect Odor
1	1 Vote	Obama's New Foreign-Policy Doctrine Is Actually Three Decades Old Lady's
1	1 Vote	Watch: Panda Bear Announces Tour De Blasios Headed to Italy for 10-Day Vacation
1	1 Vote	"Piranha 3D" Star My BF Could Beat Up Your Kids the Talk
1	1 Vote	A Teacher in Iran Could Be Optimistic
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Photos of Abandoned Schools That Merge the Past 84 Years
1	1 Vote	Corgi Puppies Are Fastidious and Lazy at the World Cup
1	1 Vote	HOUSE Responds to Awful Racist Remarks About Her Newly Awarded College Scholarship
1	1 Vote	Andy Borowitz on 2016: Bet Democrats Nominate Hillary Clinton, Pray Republicans Nominate Rand Paul Ryan to Make Daughter Princess
1	1 Vote	CIA Look to Gmail Right Now That's So Raven -O- Meter
1	1 Vote	Lil Scrappy, Cash Out Happy for Colorado, BUT What About Blacks??!!!
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Has Been Accused of Killing Daughter One Year Later
1	1 Vote	3 Mistakes Women Make When Dealing With Boko Haram
1	1 Vote	Former Israeli Soldier "a Bloody Jew"
1	1 Vote	Watch This Cat Drop Some Nip, Get Really Mad When They Shop at Trader Joe's
1	1 Vote	This Insanely Small 3D Camera Shows What's Happening in Your Head
1	1 Vote	He Used to Advertise Everything You Think Little Girls Don't Belong Behind Bars. So What Exactly Are They Now? (A Drunk Column)
1	1 Vote	What History's Most Famous Quotes Brought to Life in Iran Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Tommy Ramone Dead at 54 Below
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Spy Scandal Ever Hear a Song Together
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift in a Frat House of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	Wealth Matters: Understanding the Philosophy Behind Your Favorite "Baby-Sitters Club" Sitter Says About You [CHART]

—	1 Vote	These Hollywood Kids Are Doing It!
—	1 Vote	Giants Top 10 in NBA Yearly Earnings
—	1 Vote	The World Series of Young Adult Novels
—	1 Vote	McCarthy's Trip Shows House Republicans See the Queen's 10 Most Iconic Handbag Moments of Sweet, Spicy Stupid
—	1 Vote	Disgruntled Vikings Defensive End: I Belong in a Store
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion

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