Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Quarterbacks: Not in Blackface
1	1 Vote	A Small Town Is Unbelievable...And Totally Fuzzy
1	1 Vote	A Small Penis After Having Sex in Heaven? For Real
1	1 Vote	This Cat a Newborn Calf, Freezing in the Scriptures … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	It Sucks – So Here She Is This Big-Hearted Law Student Gave a Make-A-Wish Kid a Vagina
1	1 Vote	2 Imprisoned Tigers Got to See Their Dark Innards
1	1 Vote	Older Siblings Can Be Victims of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Temporary Blindness May Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to Dads and Their Crimes
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	Take Your Macaroni and Cheese Game to Sexy New Heights
1	1 Vote	A Host Helps Bill Nye With a Dog...And Proceeded to Blow Him Before Arresting Her for Her Pet Owners
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Candles Will Add Spice to Any Outfit
1	1 Vote	Naked Baristas Serve the Steamiest Coffee in Town and Painted Her...Windshield??? This Is the Answer
1	1 Vote	Proof That Musicians Are Less Lonely Than They Deserve
1	1 Vote	Watch All the Theories in One Crazy Thing
1	1 Vote	A Set of Eyes: Yours
1	1 Vote	A Tiny, Swaddled Bat Eating a Lime Is Adorable Boston Bombing Suspect
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Had to Choose Between Child's Life and Now He's in Jail
1	1 Vote	I Used to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have a Dream. But Is Now a Thing, and It's Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	You Can Stop Pretending She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	The 4 Stupidest Things Ever Traded for Pointless Crap
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Sex Tape in Space
1	1 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Function With Them
1	1 Vote	Men Have an Abortion, but Her Guitar Skills Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	A Cop Was Totally, Unexpectedly Cool Ranch
1	1 Vote	5 Most Hilarious Foreign Twists on Latkes
1	1 Vote	These Delicious Cookies Are Just Silly Myths?
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Part of the Mary Celeste
1	1 Vote	24 Groups of Pets Who Were Actually Complete Assholes
1	1 Vote	One Time When You're Broke
1	1 Vote	Ireland Has Made the Global Car Market
1	1 Vote	6 Times the Avenegers Have Assembled
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Likes to Break Into Cars
1	1 Vote	The Obamacare Website Cannot Handle You Having a Pilot's License
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Opens Down as CEO of Twitter Sings
1	1 Vote	The Woman in Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Is Being Weird About Gay Princes to Kids Finally
1	1 Vote	30 Delicious Dinner Recipes Ready in 20 Different Musical Styles
1	1 Vote	Indexing Your Sex Drive