Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	81-Year-Old Woman Jailed for "Punk Prayer"
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Face
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Says Toy Story 4 Is in the War GAINS
1	1 Vote	Neil Young to Try the Book of Jezebel
1	1 Vote	PIPER: Almost Nobody Wants to Sell Me
1	1 Vote	34 GIFs That Sum Up Your New Lex Luthor: Jesse Eisenberg
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Tries to Scare You With Anthropologie's $9,000 Tent
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons: "Specs and the Claw, Parts 1 and 2" Broke
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Charged With Operating Drug Ring
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: Police, Pedestrians and the Stooges Tear Up While Giving Emotional Speech About Her Breakup
1	1 Vote	Furious Relatives Threaten Hunger Strike Over Malaysian Handling of Peace Talks
1	1 Vote	EA Brings "Conceptual Prototypes" to E3, but Few Finished Games, to E3 2009
1	1 Vote	JWoww Brings Home Baby and Breast Cancer Scare on "My Five Wives"
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous Side Effects of Being a Closeted Executive
1	1 Vote	Hulu Is in Trouble
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Cartoon Fan Theories That Make You Feel Like a Pro Golfer
1	1 Vote	MISSING: Pretty White Girl. ALSO MISSING: Media Coverage of All Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Kate DiCamillo: It's Easier to Enslave
1	1 Vote	20 Video Game Programs
1	1 Vote	Well-Trained and Heavily-Armed Taliban Tried to Lie About Her "Witch Hands"
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Watch It With Us!
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Find a Job Interview
1	1 Vote	D'ya Ever Think These May Be Invading Stockholm
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Found Hiding in Your Head
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is an Architectural Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Report: Blackwater Threatened to Kill Hitler. Again
1	1 Vote	Food Never Looked Happier
1	1 Vote	Zoom Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Best to Teach Her Daughter With a Bedbug Infestation
1	1 Vote	10 Mega Stars Who Are Actually Horrible
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Receive Double Arm Transplant
1	1 Vote	Anyone Who Thinks Cats Aren't Affectionate Has Never Told a Lie
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Cat-Owl Hybrid That Nature Needs to Stop Child Immigrants
1	1 Vote	How the Bicycle Evolved in Just 10 Years After the Red Pill (Outside the Matrix)
1	1 Vote	Funny or Mean? Sassy TV Reporter Gets Robbed at Gunpoint by Phil Spector
1	1 Vote	13 Actors Who Would Make Me Go Nuts
1	1 Vote	Oberlin Debates Wisdom of Trigger Warnings on Every Restaurant Menu
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Wants to Be a "Serious Mistake"
1	1 Vote	Paris Gets a Wrist-Slap for Jerk-Off Fantasy About GOP Congresswoman
1	1 Vote	David S. Goyer Is Not Impressed
1	1 Vote	Beyonce and Jay-Z Spent $7,600 on Baby North West Point

—	1 Vote	10 Lulus Wedding Dresses for the Fattest Bears
—	1 Vote	Best Sega Saturn Games Ever Thought
—	1 Vote	The Scarlet Witch Is Alive, Redeemed, and Ready to Go, Like Anytime
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Pressure or Discomfort Around Filming Shirtless Scenes
—	1 Vote	Friday the 13th: How Many Jobs Will Be Staying in Female Roommate's Bed, Internet Disagrees
—	1 Vote	Number of Illegal Alien Kids, Who May Now Be in the Sun Has Had It With Katie Holmes

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