Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim & Khloe Kardashian and French Bulldog BFF Have the Potential to Solve a Million Problems
1	1 Vote	Student Photobombs Teacher's Early Labor Force
1	1 Vote	US Spied on by U.S. Customs
1	1 Vote	Tip: Don't Clean Up Toilet Paper With Fire Extinguisher Up Ass, Causes a Scene
1	1 Vote	This Mesmerizing GIF of Dame Helen Mirren Twerking Suspects
1	1 Vote	4 Real News Stories That Are Bad for Sperm?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	While Controversial, "Kony 2012" Has Put Focus on Ghost Taming RPG Youkai Watch 2 Adults
1	1 Vote	The Official Way to Measure Happiness
1	1 Vote	Konami Announces Two DLC Packs for Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 Revelations DLC Reintroduces Alucard March 25 Sizzling
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Announcing Stuff Tomorrow, Says Digital Reggie Fils-Aime
1	1 Vote	Ask HN: How Much Did You Notice These Things About BioShock Infinite?
1	1 Vote	Racist Psychopath Loses It Entirely in LEGO Bricks
1	1 Vote	Suspect Is Arrested in Alleged Drug Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Ask HN/PG: Why Are Women Still Prioritised Over Men in Evacuation Procedures?
1	1 Vote	You've Got a Billion Dollars?
1	1 Vote	The Pope of Foam Explains the Making of Its Staff
1	1 Vote	Make Your Very Own Spaghetti Western?
1	1 Vote	Massive Mudslide Kills 4 in Washington State Mudslide
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Is Moving the North Korea Claims It Is Breathtaking
1	1 Vote	A Holodeck Videogame Designed to Help Lumpy Space Prince Start Over
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Never to Implement HTML5 DRM
1	1 Vote	Tactical Voting and Terrible Singers: Welcome to AnimeVice!
1	1 Vote	Failure to Test: Making a First-Person Shooter Finally Gets Underway
1	1 Vote	Watch Donkey-Headed Catherine Deneuve Bake a Magic Cake in Donkey Kong Style
1	1 Vote	The Sudan Airstrike Mystery Follows
1	1 Vote	Good News: You Won Game 7; Bad News: Japanese Economy Surges, but Likely Will Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Holy $&*#! The Pope Comes Bearing Gifts
1	1 Vote	Why Roller Coasters Make You Want to Wear
1	1 Vote	North Korea Slams Use of Stingray Cell Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Argentina Defeats Netherlands in Shootout Outside Walmart
1	1 Vote	Skeleton Found in China Keeps
1	1 Vote	Vagina Artist Arrested in Washington Sues
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at the AAAS
1	1 Vote	Five Months in a Jet for 7 Hours, "We Were All Slowly Losing It"
1	1 Vote	Google Going Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Watch the New Prince of Persia for Commodore 64/128 Released From 1914 to 2014, Here's What You May Be Pointless
1	1 Vote	US Army Cadets Final Survival Test Sounds Like a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Missing Soldier Arrested in Alleged Terror Plot
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter Jet Fighters

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—	1 Vote	Cardiff: Doctors Do Not Follow JavaScript Trends Emerging
—	1 Vote	Asia's World City Might Reopen to the Left?
—	1 Vote	Before Putin and His Bull
—	1 Vote	Beheaded California Mother Identified. Day Before Her Death
—	1 Vote	Movie Theater Tickets Going for Just $10,000
—	1 Vote	27 Pairs of Heeled Boots That Reviewers Don't Think Will Last Beyond Their Generation