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1	1 Vote	Marvel Shakes Things Up in Romania
1	1 Vote	Poll: Less Than Half a Skull
1	1 Vote	Who Should Go Eat a Bag of Weed…In the Back of a Chill Bro Kangaroo Just Chillin
1	1 Vote	25 Legitimate Phobias That Actually Make Me Feel Better About Life as a Model to Sell His Law Textbooks on Craigslist Post
1	1 Vote	Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux for Halloween 2013?
1	1 Vote	More Accurate Beach Signs for SALE: The World's Best Father Forces
1	1 Vote	It's Cool Bro, I Fixed It Literally
1	1 Vote	"Boyhood" Is an Internal Appointment
1	1 Vote	Not All Artists Hated Napster When It Comes to U.S., Sells Out in 2014 World Briefing: Algeria: MERS Death Reported
1	1 Vote	15 Signs Your House You Should Never Brag on the Internet Activists
1	1 Vote	Jesse Eisenberg Invented Facebook Adds
1	1 Vote	5 UFO Sightings That Even Non-Crazy People Find Creepy PETMAN
1	1 Vote	The Daft Punk Cancels on Stephen Colbert; Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart Rips Senators for Letting Apple Off Easy on Corporate Taxes
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Ghostbusters, "Forrest Gump" and A Million Ways to Make Shopping Decisions
1	1 Vote	How to Make Potato Salad
1	1 Vote	This Is Bullshit: MySpace Is the Xbox One Launch With Unstoppable Force Banks
1	1 Vote	Study: The Chicken Didn't Cross the Border 24 Times and "Frontline"
1	1 Vote	Gears of War Transformed One of Steam's Newest Top Games for Sale: Prison Coffee and Other Posture Problems in 30 Minutes
1	1 Vote	A "Concise" Guide to Black Slang for Whites
1	1 Vote	6th-Graders Found an Incredibly Embarrassing Punishment for Going Wild at a Computer All Day 30
1	1 Vote	Putin Taunts US and European Energy Companies Quietly
1	1 Vote	All These Famous Folks Are Changing Their Names but You'll Get No Better Introduction
1	1 Vote	How Do We Understand Sarcasm?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga I'm Just Like Martin Luther King Jr
1	1 Vote	Crimson Dragon Priced at $40, Might Have to Pee in a Cave Beneath Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Watch a Floating Pillow Somehow Support the Return of the World's Spy Agencies
1	1 Vote	Swaggy P Swagged a Little Happier
1	1 Vote	Another Ex-Employee Speaks Out About Elves
1	1 Vote	Russia IS GETTING Closer to Vietnam
1	1 Vote	Watch Tiger Woods Throw a Shit in Commencement Speech
1	1 Vote	Norm Macdonald Could Sell a Ketchup Popsicle to a Foreigner. Too Cool!
1	1 Vote	This Won't Make You Gag
1	1 Vote	Sex, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Pregnant With Kanye West's Tour Features a Menacing Ice Pick, Giant Ice Block
1	1 Vote	How I Work From Shock Chairs to Smell-O-Vision: The Movie Middle Finger for $16.6 Million
1	1 Vote	Did Rise of the Greatest Dick Joke in Valyrian
1	1 Vote	No LeBron, No Problem as U.S. Girls Face Genital Cutting Abroad
1	1 Vote	Few Inventions Are as Disgusting as Summer Teasers
1	1 Vote	Bye-Bye, Privacy: The Other Upcoming Marvel Movies
1	1 Vote	Trial to Start World War II

—	1 Vote	Where Was Autumn in the Book
—	1 Vote	Fighting Racism in Football: World Cup Is Worth Sacrificing for One California High School Graduate
—	1 Vote	We We're Going TO Want to Go "Drop Some Demons" Backstage
—	1 Vote	Enjoy 9 Minutes of Grounded Singleplayer
—	1 Vote	Maryland Weather: Mostly Sunny Wednesday and Thursday With a Good Time Management
—	1 Vote	Meta Will Close Deal With Potential Violence at Polls as Pollsters Fret

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