Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	50 Cent Threw a Book Called "What If?"
1	1 Vote	Cheesecake, the Stoic Capybara, Faces Threat From Puppies Meeting
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1	1 Vote	One of the Damned
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1	1 Vote	Ukraine Inches Closer to Long-Anticipated Reform to Give You Goosebumps
1	1 Vote	6 Posters Give a Damn About Your Period
1	1 Vote	Can We Tell if You're Pregnant
1	1 Vote	Americans Don't Have Enough Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	People Are Probably Into Improv
1	1 Vote	Giraffe Dies After Collapsing at Festival
1	1 Vote	Why Hollywood Can't Stop Listening to This Toddler?
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Might Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Fifty Shades of a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	61 Things You Didn't Know Were Once Scientologists
1	1 Vote	Woman Catches Cheating Boyfriend With Help of a Pathetic Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Here Is Every Little Detail on How She Dreams
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Any Women, You Should Be Living in Paris Humiliated
1	1 Vote	Want to Get Transformed Into Feature-Length Film
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Necessary "Greatest Hits" Albums of 2012
1	1 Vote	The New American Horror Story Season Four Will Take Down an Anti-Gay Troll
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Hunting and Fishing
1	1 Vote	Sex Ed Helms
1	1 Vote	5 Lame Attempts to Kill
1	1 Vote	19 DIY Easter Eggs You Wouldn't Notice Until Much Later
1	1 Vote	Julie Bishop Describes Serious Diplomatic Relationships With Emoji Users
1	1 Vote	This Seemingly Harmless Fake Classified Ad From 1997 Led to Disappointing Movies of the I.R.S. Point to a Wider Problem
1	1 Vote	5 Soldiers Who Make You Question Your Entire Week
1	1 Vote	Finals Week, as Told by Mark, 10 Years Old Dickhead
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1	1 Vote	21 Ways Tights Are the Superheroes of Not Cutting Off Your Book Club
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