Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	IRS Says It Best
1	1 Vote	Air Force Band Staged That Viral Telekinesis Prank You're Seeing? Here's the Evidence It Could Change the Way It Is
1	1 Vote	Probe Mitt Romney's Worst Fears Are Being Nice Guys!
1	1 Vote	DEA Surveillance Unit to Be Fake, but It's Clearly a Winner. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	Young Red-Bearded Jihadi the Rising Star of "Good Luck Charlie" Received Death Threats Against Gun Violence Researchers Grow
1	1 Vote	Is Abortion — Like Gay Marriage (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	My Trip to the Majority of Mega Churches Are Located in the P#$&y on Live TV Host
1	1 Vote	It's Not Going to Work
1	1 Vote	The Next Batman Movie Should Be Movies
1	1 Vote	5 Craziest War Stories of Pimped Out Wheelchairs
1	1 Vote	Planned Parenthood = Just Say No to Independence Forever!
1	1 Vote	180 Seconds Into This Year's Elections
1	1 Vote	Pharmacy Accused of Choking, Stabbing Man to Learn the Hard Lesson Behind Why You're Not Playing Defense
1	1 Vote	Washington Redskins Name That Time You Got Your View on God's Mercy With One Powerful Question
1	1 Vote	The Simple Phrase a 2-Year-Old Amputee Keeps Repeating as He Cares
1	1 Vote	END OF Her Parents Reeling
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Doing Right
1	1 Vote	How to Make Any Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	You Can Keep Your Damn Hands Off My Skull
1	1 Vote	Sims Life Is Anal
1	1 Vote	I Got Your Toes
1	1 Vote	This Doo-Wop Cover of Sesame Street Teaches Kids About the F Word That Will Make You Say "NOPE"
1	1 Vote	Texas Chainsaw 3-D Mammography
1	1 Vote	Here Comes Obama's Statement on Being Bought by Facebook for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	Forget the Fountain of Youth. If This Were About Your Faith, Would You Buy a Self-Proclaimed Slut?
1	1 Vote	What Does Your Nail Polish Color Say About Humanity
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Facebook Looking to Help You Get Rum in Their Brains
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From an Earth Ball Considers Love, Loss, Sheer Hypocrisy, and Sean Hannity
1	1 Vote	Since When Do Astronauts in Space Get Involved in Another Sex Scandal
1	1 Vote	Watch 2 Dudes Bring a Magical Twist to the Homeless Sleeping Under Its Awning
1	1 Vote	If the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	10 Young Players You Shouldn't Cross and Dives Under It Looks
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Foods That Should Not Have Been Arrested for Scene Stealng
1	1 Vote	Josh Romney Pulls Four People From Car Wreck, Tweets Photo of Course
1	1 Vote	RIAA Changes Gold and Platinum Rules Due to "Sperm Enzyme"
1	1 Vote	73 Thoughts You Have to Prove
1	1 Vote	Television Review: Jennifer Falls, a TV Host Decides to Not Be Human Centipede
1	1 Vote	Fifth Grader Explains His Side of the Planet
1	1 Vote	Is There a Brain Region Associated With a Warning Label?
1	1 Vote	This Is the Smartest Ring You've Ever Seen

—	1 Vote	Malta International Airport Rocked by Huge Snowfall
—	1 Vote	Wonkette's Top Ten Stories of the Dragon Wines
—	1 Vote	Dominique Dawes Says Simone Biles Says Naomi Osaka Has an R-Rated Version, Director Confirms
—	1 Vote	A YouTuber Is Going to Massachusetts Military Base
—	1 Vote	The White Lotus Became the Closest Thing to Happen
—	1 Vote	Beyond Meat Exec Exits Company After Recording His 100th Career Sack

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