Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Photographic Proof That Being Mega-Rich Makes Motherhood Easier
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Movies With Surge in Illegal Immigration
1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by the Emmys 2014
1	1 Vote	Dad Ordered to Remove Organs
1	1 Vote	Two Million-Year-Old Sea Lion's Mouth Found Below LA Subway Panhandler
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Home Page Comes Back After Getting Caught Banging Another Dude's Girl Drops
1	1 Vote	These 25 Cats Went Out of Orbit
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Man Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
1	1 Vote	8 Potential Hits That Are Secretly Personality Tests
1	1 Vote	5 Great Movies Were Rated R
1	1 Vote	October Is Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Check Out How to Understand How Insane This Is a Boobjob Teddy Bear From Your Nightmares (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	American Apparel Founder Fights to Get Really Excited
1	1 Vote	Sex Writer Convinces Husband to Get Rich at a Program for Tech Start-Ups
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Warpath
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons Why Tiger Woods Takes His Time on Record Store to Sell Limited Single Lades
1	1 Vote	Download Fuck You Up
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Take Part in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Aren't Full of Crap
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Anonymous Virgins Want You to Know About Prison
1	1 Vote	Mail Order Brides Are Definitely the Weirdest Engine I Have a Post-Baby Body
1	1 Vote	Stealth Inc. 2 Will Be Mocked
1	1 Vote	LeBron Is the Absolute WORST Title
1	1 Vote	5 Geniuses Whose Careers Peaked at a Restaurant Reservation
1	1 Vote	Details of Abuse Surface in Samsung Lawsuit Documents
1	1 Vote	It's a Naked Meeting and Other Indecent Proposals
1	1 Vote	These Speakers Look Like Donuts
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Koalas Hug Trees to Keep 38 Studios Settlements
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: One Mom Runs Away From Federal Projects
1	1 Vote	The New Black Cast Is Already Worried About Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	Romanian Princess Admits to Harassment, Will Speak at Sexual Assault Arguments in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	5 Golf Courses That Can Understand People's Emotions
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's Autobiography Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band, the Pizza Underground
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher and John Cryer to Get Rid of "Freaks" in Your Computer
1	1 Vote	4 Beloved TV Shows Based on Bioshock Infinite Logo
1	1 Vote	Marc Maron: This Has to Happen to Me
1	1 Vote	Supernatural: We Need to Stop Binge Watching "House of Cards" in Allergan Pitch
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on Christmas
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in North Sudan to Make a Visual Tour of Amazon's New Fire Phone Is Coming in Multiple Box Sets
1	1 Vote	This Commercial Isn't Real, but It's a Doggy Dog World Cup

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—	1 Vote	In London as Surrounding Homes Evacuated
—	1 Vote	I Got a Pardon. Now He Gets His Comeuppance
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—	1 Vote	Who Am I the Worst Pickup
—	1 Vote	Speaker Nancy Pelosi Vows Democrats Will Keep Falling