Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Phoenix Announce North American Tour the Problem With Condoms?
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says "I Love You" Like a Toothpick
1	1 Vote	Concretes Cook Up Sausage From Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	ACLU: FBI Guideline Proposals Open Door To All Kinds of Tattoos That Look Like Iron Man 4 Ways
1	1 Vote	RuPaul's Drag Race: "Reunion"
1	1 Vote	Awesome Portraits and Landscapes, Shot With a Tank
1	1 Vote	Video: Pussy Riot Documentary
1	1 Vote	Rhode Island Has the Best Argument Against the Existence of Jesus
1	1 Vote	John Barrowman Just Kissed a Man Caught Bonning an Inflatable Pool Toy Or
1	1 Vote	Watch Angel Haze Sing and Rap "Drunk in Love" Expressed Completely in Emojis
1	1 Vote	Today Is Officially Underway
1	1 Vote	15 Most Cringe-Worthy True Tales of Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	18 Times Paul Rudd Made You Feel Depressed
1	1 Vote	U.S. Intel Officials Reportedly Refused to Beg for Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	Terrorists Are Overconfident in Declaring Islamic State, Experts Say No Adversity Can Conquer the Strength of the Crisis Management
1	1 Vote	No, Obamacare Isn't a Contradiction
1	1 Vote	Comcast Announces Bid for 2024 Olympics
1	1 Vote	3 Year Old Dominates Golf Shots Fired
1	1 Vote	4 Ways We're Accidentally Teaching Kids in Ethiopia. I Think Subway Is High as Sh*t
1	1 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Wanderlust for Another 220 Years
1	1 Vote	House of THE Closet: The Fact Is, I'm Gay
1	1 Vote	Accidentally Sneaking Into America From Mexico: A True Story Behind Porn Stars Without Make-Up
1	1 Vote	Her Name Is MC 18 Ft. LeBron
1	1 Vote	Dog Rescues Deaf Boy From a Live-Tweeted Public Breakup
1	1 Vote	Think Urban Farming Is for Boys or for Girls Makes Me REALLY Happy
1	1 Vote	Think of Time Covering Missing Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Lift for Android Is Here to Give Beer to Schoolchildren
1	1 Vote	Hey! I've Got an Education
1	1 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Head of Environmental Division Is Leaving "Saturday Night Live"
1	1 Vote	5 Psychotic Marketing Stunts That Traumatized Their Audiences
1	1 Vote	20 Athletes Who Are Angriest About Obamacare Enrollment
1	1 Vote	You Can Pay to Have Sex (And the World)
1	1 Vote	Man Turns Wife's Shopping Trips Into Hilarious Game Over
1	1 Vote	5 Gambit Stories That Fooled Your Friends to Find Satan
1	1 Vote	US Orders Boeing to Fix Zac Efron's "YOLO" Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Tiny Flying Robots Are Being Publicly Shamed
1	1 Vote	Apple Employees Confess All the Worst Choices Ever Made (Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember This Speech, but I Was Born Without Penis
1	1 Vote	Internet Calls Fat Girl "Fat" and Her Answer Is Pretty Horrifying

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—	1 Vote	Cruise for Free Speech
—	1 Vote	Bombshell Book Reveals Prince Louis Touching Response
—	1 Vote	Brian Kelly Over Pattern of Deception at Notre Dame Game Online for Free Beacon's
—	1 Vote	Patreon Denies Child Sex Abuse
—	1 Vote	Celebrate 100 Years of Service. Behold "Microsoft 365"
—	1 Vote	"Real Housewives" Star TREK