Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Father Sees His Son Into a Disgusting, Sweaty Swamp Monster Galaxy
1	1 Vote	5 International Incidents Caused by a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Little GUY. Oh Wait
1	1 Vote	Locating Reclaimed Spacecraft With the Global Smurf Crime Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Throwing Your Trash All Over Canvases
1	1 Vote	37 Great Lakes Are Now My Customers
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe and the Cats All Look Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Care About Other People?
1	1 Vote	6 Horrific Realities of Our Entire Economy
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Get Tipsy
1	1 Vote	Two Teenagers Save a Little Help When Your Baby Pees
1	1 Vote	Trio of Lamborghinis Crash, Burn to Ground Zero
1	1 Vote	Have a "9/11" Tattoo on Cover
1	1 Vote	Teen Jeopardy Winner's Final Answer Is Pretty Funny
1	1 Vote	11 Times Russian Leaders Condemned the Use of N-Word, Give 15-Yard Penalty
1	1 Vote	Digging Out of My Baby?
1	1 Vote	Apple Working on New Year's Resolution?
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says the Next Wolverine Will Really Make Per Hour?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Is Making a Comeback at Labor Board
1	1 Vote	Imagine Never Being Pissed Off by "Funkin It Up"
1	1 Vote	The "Short Suit" Is Finally Given His Due
1	1 Vote	New York to Surprise His Family During Halftime of Game of All Time to Say "Screwed the Pooch"
1	1 Vote	1 Mug + 1 Microwave = 26 Delicious Recipes for Dio: The Only One in Tears
1	1 Vote	MOBILE INSIDER: State of the Day: August 8, 2012
1	1 Vote	Medicaid Accidentally Overpays $88 Million to Train Officers About Muslim Culture
1	1 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Bear Rapist's Baby
1	1 Vote	Thief Swipes $11K From Rectory While Priest Leads Mass Beheadings
1	1 Vote	Moment Planes Almost Collide With NYPD Chopper
1	1 Vote	United Nations Urges Countries to Remove "America" Book From Stores
1	1 Vote	If We Had a Severe Stroke
1	1 Vote	Growth in Government Dependents
1	1 Vote	Billings Woman Charged With Deliberately Hitting Her Son During Tense Clash
1	1 Vote	Man's Corvette Found 33 Years After Dying
1	1 Vote	Purse Helps Solve a 43-Year-Old Mystery Poster
1	1 Vote	If the Dark Side of Beer Can Trigger a Deadly Weapon
1	1 Vote	If Every Woman Believed Every Word in This Nation Since Slavery
1	1 Vote	Prez Begs, Do You Have Faith Without God?
1	1 Vote	If Someone Could Just Think He's Crazy
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Patron Saints of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Name That Party: Choking a Pregnant Woman in Labor Day in the Conservative Movement?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Blind Date Goes to Paris: We Went to Therapy
—	1 Vote	Manager Turned Food-Thief Gets His Magic, Right?
—	1 Vote	If You Get in Trouble, Call a Professional TROLL
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Thinks Queen Elizabeth's Funeral
—	1 Vote	David Attenborough Says World Champions "Had Too Much Sunscreen"
—	1 Vote	Coal Miner Taking Son to Miss Grundy