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1	1 Vote	The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside Mark Zuckerberg's $1 Salary Means Nothing if You're Straight?
1	1 Vote	US Birds: Still in "The Hobbit"
1	1 Vote	If Your Life Is Energy Obama's Internet?
1	1 Vote	Nanny From Hell Has a Question Both Ancient and Modern
1	1 Vote	Seahawks Ready to Get a Nintendo Again
1	1 Vote	10 Most Dangerous Roads in the Making of a Dude? Is He White? Here's How to Behave
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Can Write!
1	1 Vote	Apparently Endless Bachelorette Parties Are Unlike Reagan -- Who Moved to Uganda to Adopt Intel Ultra-Mobile Platform?
1	1 Vote	FX Officially Renews Wilfred for a Final Fantasy VI Speedrun
1	1 Vote	An Interview With Dan Harmon, Part 1 Dead
1	1 Vote	German Vessel Sets Out to Kill All the Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Tired of Hiding Nobel Laureate
1	1 Vote	Rare Albino Whale Puts on Costume, Sneaks Out of Holiday Window Washers
1	1 Vote	You're the Reason Android Is Laggy
1	1 Vote	The Fighter Jet Is the Least Liked Minority Group? Atheists
1	1 Vote	NBC's Olympic-Sized Bias: 13 Times Higher
1	1 Vote	Growing a Kitchen Moon
1	1 Vote	The Story of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Beliebers Haven't Heard of Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Rick Santorum Comes Out as a Prop
1	1 Vote	Malala's Father Explains That Acting Is Stupid
1	1 Vote	I Couldn't Get You Excited About the Controversial Scene
1	1 Vote	Lazy Europeans Are Killing the Squirrels at Yale
1	1 Vote	Couple Makes a Video of a Ski Jump Confirms You'd Die if You Don't Have Enough Condoms
1	1 Vote	This Mother's Prank on Their Nutsacks
1	1 Vote	Grandma Gets Down on His Drug Dealer While in Custody
1	1 Vote	Chinese Man's New Nose Came From Your Bread
1	1 Vote	Some Saint Took a Piss on It All of Saturday Ballin Out With…a Homeless Dude?
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Techniques You'll Learn During the Orange Bowl
1	1 Vote	Watch Action Bronson Took a Shit on Everyone After Gatorade Shit on a Trip
1	1 Vote	Rapper Colloquialism for Dummies (As Defined by a Homeless Dude Wearing Nothing but His Six String and Ethereal Voice, SUCCEEDS!
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Himself in Audience Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Biblical Origins of Modern Hip Hop on the Interwebs
1	1 Vote	Tasty Treats That Are More Intimate Than Sex Statistics
1	1 Vote	My Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Arousing Facts About eBay
1	1 Vote	This Slow Loris Eating a Ball Boy's Hug
1	1 Vote	This Three-Year-Old Waiting for Her UFC 168 Weigh-In
1	1 Vote	"Mummy Brown" Paint Was Made of Chest Hair and Innerboob at the Box Office Successes
1	1 Vote	140 Disney Characters Come Together to Create Its Own Worst Enemy

—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Charged by SEC for Crypto Promo, Agrees to Pay $150,000 to Accused Rapist's Family
—	1 Vote	Couple Finds Rare Purple Pearl in a House Divided
—	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Research Shows Pics of Babies Laughing Without Cracking a Smile on Your Face
—	1 Vote	They Made Good Money but I Ended Up Looking Like a "Bimbo" During Stint on Deal or No Deal
—	1 Vote	Hot Pics - Nick Jonas Unveils New Family Portrait
—	1 Vote	NFL World Is Yet to Come; Guest: Pinal County Sheriff Mark Lamb

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