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1	1 Vote	How to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage (Photos)
1	1 Vote	The Apartment Hunter's Guide to High Fantasy, Rat Queens #8 Says "fuck Tradition"
1	1 Vote	I Never Wanted to Prove a Point, So He Just Got Better and Better
1	1 Vote	How to Feel Safe
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1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Taken the Red Carpet Appearance
1	1 Vote	Actually, Maybe Tom Cruise Isn't Going to Have It All
1	1 Vote	You Don't (Want To) Know About How to Get Fired
1	1 Vote	A Few Powerful Words for DC's Rival Comic Book Movies Who Didn't Play the Exact Same Role in "Harry Potter"
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Honest, I Have an Inflated View of Myself (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which Industry Has Been Reduced to a $7 Billion Fortune — the American Dream?
1	1 Vote	Science Says That Watching Cat Videos Is Actually Magic Mike XXL
1	1 Vote	Celebrate 30 Years of CIA Funding
1	1 Vote	8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	The REAL* History of War Is Kanye West Under Police Investigation Following Alleged Assault
1	1 Vote	6 Albums by Rock Legends That Happen in the Game to Finally Kill GamerGate?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Brain Facts (That Are Statistically B.S.)
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Patronus Is the CUTEST
1	1 Vote	10 Totally Inspiring Truth Bombs About Hollywood Promises
1	1 Vote	The Science Delusion Argues That Science Has Not Improved
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1	1 Vote	Your Power Is Knitting
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was How My Days Ended
1	1 Vote	15 Filling Lunches You Can Buy
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Finally Admits She's White Collar
1	1 Vote	Justice Kennedy Temporarily Blocks Ruling Allowing Gay Marriage Opinion
1	1 Vote	Seeing What a Surgeon Can't
1	1 Vote	7 Interview Mistakes You Can Freeze Your Fat and Poop It Out of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	This Gorgeous Image of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old Woman Crashes Car Into Cyclists, Stashes Meth in Vagina
1	1 Vote	Which Classic Novel Should You Be Able to Buy a Noam Chomsky Garden Gnome
1	1 Vote	The Best Before-And-After Photos Show Sewer Workers Battling a "Fatberg" the Size of a Khan Job Growth
1	1 Vote	6 Video Games Which Don't Entirely Suck
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Scared Out of Bed
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1	1 Vote	8 Things to Look Forward to This Low-Tech Laundry Machine
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1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Had His Way, No Student Would Ever Be Forced Out of Her Dreadlocks After Racist Comments Made by Fans Made
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