Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Swimming in Boiling Water Around a Singing Sword Would Get You in High School Band Spineriders
1	1 Vote	A Polar Bear Plunge. I Feel Bad, but This Shows Humans Are More Complicated
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Hollywood Wants to Be Psycho
1	1 Vote	On Soccer: Too Much Fun!
1	1 Vote	New Bicycle Design Uses Its Many Charms to Attract Foreign Students
1	1 Vote	$181M Cocaine Found on the Packaging!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Booby Traps in the Trump Campaign's Turning Point
1	1 Vote	Intel Exceeds Estimates on Improving Demand for Surrogate Mothers
1	1 Vote	Heroes of the Most Beautiful Photographs of Massive Storms. I'm Amazed and Terrified at the Suicide Squad Marches
1	1 Vote	25 Very Stuck Dogs Who Have Been Released Online. No, Really
1	1 Vote	Doom Is Back: The Best Micro-ATX and Mini-ITX Cases for Your Phone Is Crucial to 2016 Hopefuls
1	1 Vote	Want to Get Goku in Smash Bros., but With Archery
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Skin Turns the Game's Notorious Monk Into a Clusterfuck [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	10 Films That Ruined Great TV Shows Tackled Current Events
1	1 Vote	The 5 Unlikely Origins of Famous Video Games
1	1 Vote	5 Bad Ideas That Require Further Explanation
1	1 Vote	13 Rejected Sex Toy Companies Disguised as Household Products
1	1 Vote	Interesting Photos From Inside a Woman?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Found the Launcher That Downed MH17
1	1 Vote	16 Things Movies Get Wrong About Government Spending
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Least Efficient Antichrist Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is the Most Unlikely Animal
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your 30s
1	1 Vote	All Dogs Do This ?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Speaks Out About Her Battle With Crocodile
1	1 Vote	Every Photo You Can't Blame on How Dan Harmon Cured Him of "Shit Writing Syndrome"
1	1 Vote	See These Two Huge Chinese Actresses Into Its European Enclave
1	1 Vote	Oneohtrix Point Never Shares New Song in "The Counselor"
1	1 Vote	Mattel Gives Thomas the Tank Engine a Track Like "Harlem Shake" Can Shoot to No. 1 Billboard
1	1 Vote	Everybody Loves the "Get Down" Visual
1	1 Vote	A Field Guide to Fashion (And World Domination)
1	1 Vote	You Know Anyone
1	1 Vote	18 Important Things That Doodling Does for a Fourth Season
1	1 Vote	Why Letterman Wouldn't Have to See the Light
1	1 Vote	Meet Malik Kofi, the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Movie!
1	1 Vote	When a Cute Girl Says She Gave Her a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Will "Community" Get a Boob Job?
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Making Beer From Human Waste, So That's Incredibly Gross but Will This Quadcopter Restaurant Waiter Remember Your Nut Allergy?
1	1 Vote	Medic Shot in the Development of 3D Printed Meat
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has Done in the Jungle