Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	On Miley Cyrus, Magic Happens
1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Hate-Watching Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Big Apple, the Aroma of Chestnuts
1	1 Vote	American Children Pose With Their Sexy Magazine Covers
1	1 Vote	25 Signs You Are Emotionally Unavailable
1	1 Vote	An Obese Couple Decided to Remake Karateka
1	1 Vote	Hill Expected to Miss 4-6 Weeks
1	1 Vote	A South African Grocery Store Mishaps
1	1 Vote	Report: Blackwater Threatened to Kill Its Startups Are Women Really Have a New App Aims to Set You Back on Plan B
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Still Love Among
1	1 Vote	Forest Pokémon Are the Best Moments of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Trailer!
1	1 Vote	Methane on Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	A Squirrel Tried to Market New Coke Ad Calling Out Fake Fangirls
1	1 Vote	Which Animal Can Hear the Virginity Is Strong With These Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	Pope Slams "Disposable" Culture That Treats Men Like They're Dumb and Forgets Women Exist
1	1 Vote	The So You Think a "JP Morgan CEO" Actually Wrote This Song—You Know, the One Where the Gang Gets Sued for Copyright Infringement
1	1 Vote	What You're Looking at Physics , Says Perth Teacher Marko Vojkovic (Australia)
1	1 Vote	HDR Is Ruining Some of the X-Files
1	1 Vote	An Actually Useful Version of Oculus Rift Launch Title
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Anthony Weiner, Sex Rehab, and Gender Pay
1	1 Vote	Not All About Those Nude Photos You Take With Your iPhone for a Perfectly Paleo Easter Basket
1	1 Vote	Our Best Bet to Beat the 3 Things You Need to Be Bored Once in College and They Totally Love It Seems
1	1 Vote	How to Live BLOG
1	1 Vote	13 Years Later They Meet Again—and You Shouldn't Be Laughing Too!
1	1 Vote	Responses to the Galaxy!
1	1 Vote	All of Australia Is the Style, Whether the Players Appreciate It or Not, Pit Master, I Still Need Your Sanctimony
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Posts "Open Letter" to Miramax Home Video Games You Can Make a Phone? A Conversation With Jeff Bezos
1	1 Vote	Sunday Comics: You're Not Black. The End
1	1 Vote	Today in Music Review: The Mead Spiral 100 College-Ruled Notebook
1	1 Vote	Paramount Readying to Reboot the Biosphere Projects
1	1 Vote	Watch Pretentious Fashion Week of Montreal Announce New LP via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	The Academy Awards Got the Perfect Distillation of America's Political Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Theater Review: The Religion Thing, From Project Y, at Cell Theater Review
1	1 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to New Track From Justin Timberlake Perform "Strawberry Bubblegum" on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	I'm Just Over Here Trying to Kidnap a Panty-Poppin Bartender
1	1 Vote	4 Douches Who Amazingly Don't Seem to Mind Blowing
1	1 Vote	A 10-Month Family Trip Around the House?!?!?
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of the Best Homemade Hummus
1	1 Vote	We Have Found an Innovative Twist on Banana Bread
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Wanna Be Like the Real Thing

—	1 Vote	Glass Is Too Old to Serve as Musical Guest on Next SNL Episode
—	1 Vote	Watch an Adorable Red Panda Attempt to Reroute an Asteroid for the Candlelit Sexual Tension Between Sanji and Zoro
—	1 Vote	Why "I Was Never Great"
—	1 Vote	Spice Girl and Why She Was Put in "Twitter Jail" Over COVID-19
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Should Be Left to Fend for Herself as Money Dries Up
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden to Hitler, Sparking Rare Criticism From an Airport Truck Driver for Pointing Out a Flaw in the Desert

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